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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · Aug 25

If you are in Austin or the surrounding area and you want to compete in a weird gameshow that makes no sense and you are a writer/artist/musician.... Please fill out this form and share this post!

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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 13h

Let's read a comic! Dreamcast two, sex dreams! youtube.com/shorts/Ab8Vi...

let's read a comic Dreamcast two

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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 14h

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ScareWaves at Radio South 10/19 hosted by @miguelmyers.bsky.social

Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 16h

As someone who suffers IBS, I too think pritzker should be in jail for not letting ICE eat deep dish and take a shit

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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 2d

My Patreon is half off in October but you can be a free member too because every comic becomes public the day after posting it. Consider joining! Join the postcard club before October 24 to get a creepy doodle postcard in the mail with a disturbingly scrawled haiku. Dreamcasttwo.com

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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 2d

Morning on my Deck in the New Regime by Donna Hilbert oneartpoetry.com/2025/10/06/m...

Morning on my Deck in the New Regime by Donna Hilbert

Morning on my Deck in the New Regime I see a chap I know, walking with two friends on the boardwalk dividing my tall house from beach below, and hear invoked with flourish, the Bard of Avon’s holy …

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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 3d

You'd think the big beautiful bill would have had a poop budget

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 3d

Noem said ICE agents are in need of some bathroom and lunch breaks.

ICE Barbie Moans About Agents’ Lunch Options in Chicago

Noem said ICE agents are in need of some bathroom and lunch breaks.

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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 3d

Every peppered salami company commits this sin youtube.com/shorts/FzNFJ...

EVERY PEPPERED SALAMI COMPANY COMMITS THIS SIN

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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 4d

Top ten music video for sure. youtu.be/vn_or9gEB6g?...

They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul (Official Music Video)

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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 4d

You can be a free member of the Dreamcast 2 Patreon. You get more than Dreamcast 2: you get ouchy the clown, space prison, DEERMAN (soon), doodles, videos, songs. Join the postcard club tier and I'll send you a postcard every month. Paid memberships are half off www.patreon.com/posts/140398...

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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 4d

Join the dreamcasttwo.com postcard club for half off in October

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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 5d

I'm obsessed with this piece of absurdity. youtube.com/shorts/RRVLV...

you mean to tell me I can't use your restroom with my entire film crew

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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 5d

Noem: I NEED TO TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT!

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Let the Ryan One In @ryanb4890.bsky.social · 5d

Come see me! Buy a signed book! I know an annoying amount of tiger facts and I will share them with you. I have worked on my singing voice to the point where it's decent if the song is in a low key. I promise not to talk about my kid for longer than 10 minutes at a time

Ghoulish Books @ghoulish.bsky.social · 5d

Ghouls! Come on down to the shop tomorrow between 2pm-5pm and get some signed books from @ryanb4890.bsky.social

IN PERSON SIGNING
MEET WRITER
RYAN C BRADLEY

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Ghoulish Books @ghoulish.bsky.social · 5d

Have y'all heard Say Uncle ghoul @ryanb4890.bsky.social on the @thisishorror.bsky.social podcast yet? Because he's on it. I'm being truthful rn. He's on it and you can listen to him being on it! If you don't believe me here is proof, you fuckin fiends: www.thisishorror.co.uk/tih-632-ryan...

TIH 632: Ryan C. Bradley on Ghoulish Books, Books Bound in Human Flesh, and Story Writing Process

In this podcast, Ryan C. Bradley talks about Ghoulish Books, books bound in human flesh, his story writing process, and much more. About Ryan C. Bradley Ryan is a musician, podcaster, and the autho…

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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 5d

Noem just wanted to take a shit. Can you imagine posting a video of yourself asking to take shit

Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 5d

He's just posting AI slop of himself gleefully sending people to unemployment

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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 5d

The most terminally online little bitch runs the country

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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 5d

Two ha! ha! October!

Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 5d

Get the years old Dreamcast 2 coloring book pdf if you become a patron! www.patreon.com/posts/dreamc...

Dreamcast 2 Coloring Book PDF | Dreamcast 2

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Let the Ryan One In @ryanb4890.bsky.social · 7d

I'm so pumped to reveal this new P@tre0n art by the incredible @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social!

This month, @kaijupoet.bsky.social , @ahilbert3000.bsky.social , and I are celebrating Scary Season by sharing each other's work. So if you subscribe to any of our Patreons, you get all 3!