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Rolled a 1 on the d20 soap dispenser and got a handful of cum
February 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Rolled a 1 on the d20 soap dispenser and got a handful of cum
Are Subway employees trained to laugh at customers if they ask for no veggies on their sub? After 20 years of this horseshit it sure feels like it.
February 3, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Are Subway employees trained to laugh at customers if they ask for no veggies on their sub? After 20 years of this horseshit it sure feels like it.
Beef stew went crazy tonight
January 27, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Beef stew went crazy tonight
How am I hella overweight but also like "oops I forgot about eating today" make it make sense?
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
How am I hella overweight but also like "oops I forgot about eating today" make it make sense?
My college getting absolutely roasted online for not cancelling classes tomorrow 😂
January 26, 2026 at 3:34 AM
My college getting absolutely roasted online for not cancelling classes tomorrow 😂
Last night off before classes start up again and have choice paralysis about what game to play or what to even do with my time 😮💨 Why am I like this lol
January 20, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Last night off before classes start up again and have choice paralysis about what game to play or what to even do with my time 😮💨 Why am I like this lol
Things I actually said to my wife today:
"It's not a fetish, it's having 'exquisite taste'"
"It's not a fetish, it's having 'exquisite taste'"
January 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Things I actually said to my wife today:
"It's not a fetish, it's having 'exquisite taste'"
"It's not a fetish, it's having 'exquisite taste'"
Picked up these jumbo beef ravioli from a little Italian deli in an unassuming little town. Made some sauce to drop them into and fuck me that's the best ravioli I've ever had
January 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Picked up these jumbo beef ravioli from a little Italian deli in an unassuming little town. Made some sauce to drop them into and fuck me that's the best ravioli I've ever had
You did what to the walnuts
January 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
You did what to the walnuts
Microplastics in my Balls, Dick, and Asshole.
January 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Microplastics in my Balls, Dick, and Asshole.
Saw the gay Joker stairs today
January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Saw the gay Joker stairs today
Had a super chill night returning to monke and playing fire keeper.
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Had a super chill night returning to monke and playing fire keeper.
72⁰ on Christmas and I wore shorts all day. White Christmas is alright but not freezing my dick off for once is cool too
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
72⁰ on Christmas and I wore shorts all day. White Christmas is alright but not freezing my dick off for once is cool too
Legit so full I don't need to eat until New Year's Eve holy shit 😮💨
December 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Legit so full I don't need to eat until New Year's Eve holy shit 😮💨
My wife makes these every year for Christmas and idgaf about any presents because holy shiiiiit
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My wife makes these every year for Christmas and idgaf about any presents because holy shiiiiit
Breakfast chilaquiles changed my personality a lil bit
December 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Breakfast chilaquiles changed my personality a lil bit
Etsy is certainly a place...
December 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Etsy is certainly a place...
This jambalaya I made last night though 😮💨
December 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This jambalaya I made last night though 😮💨
Ace Combat 8 fuck yessss
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Ace Combat 8 fuck yessss
Seen enough games tonight that remind me how much I need to clean up my backlog lol
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Seen enough games tonight that remind me how much I need to clean up my backlog lol
Tricia Helfer absolutely one of the best parts of BSG back in the day. So glad to see her getting work
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Tricia Helfer absolutely one of the best parts of BSG back in the day. So glad to see her getting work
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Geoff Keighley: Yeah man my dad died
Geoff Keighley, 5 minutes later: Yeah I fucked Miss Piggy
Geoff Keighley, 5 minutes later: Yeah I fucked Miss Piggy
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Geoff Keighley: Yeah man my dad died
Geoff Keighley, 5 minutes later: Yeah I fucked Miss Piggy
Geoff Keighley, 5 minutes later: Yeah I fucked Miss Piggy
Fate of the Old Republic 😳 Wow I was not expecting that
December 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Fate of the Old Republic 😳 Wow I was not expecting that
California-shaped meat night
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
California-shaped meat night