A-holes Not to Date
@aholesnottodate.bsky.social
True friends trust you enough to be in control of your own life
February 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
True friends trust you enough to be in control of your own life
No revenge needed, cuz you're ugly
February 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
No revenge needed, cuz you're ugly
Didn’t have Paula White as the Whore of Babylon on my bingo card but here we are.
February 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Didn’t have Paula White as the Whore of Babylon on my bingo card but here we are.
for valentines day, i’m going to get drunk
February 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
for valentines day, i’m going to get drunk
Elon's been riding our asses for so long and hard, I just took a shit and now he owes me $10,000,000 in child support.
February 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Elon's been riding our asses for so long and hard, I just took a shit and now he owes me $10,000,000 in child support.
So when is national situationship day?
February 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
So when is national situationship day?
According to some guy on Bumble, I love dating men taller than me because there's nothing sexier than a guy who can reach the shelf my anxiety pills are on.
February 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
According to some guy on Bumble, I love dating men taller than me because there's nothing sexier than a guy who can reach the shelf my anxiety pills are on.
January 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Before any important life tasks or decisions remember to ask yourself "what would a mediocre white man do?" #mediocrewhiteman #decentermen #womenempowerment #misogyny #sarcasm
January 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Before any important life tasks or decisions remember to ask yourself "what would a mediocre white man do?" #mediocrewhiteman #decentermen #womenempowerment #misogyny #sarcasm
I call b.s. on half of your guys' relationships 🤷
January 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I call b.s. on half of your guys' relationships 🤷
Before any important life's tasks or decisions remember to ask yourself "what would a mediocre white man do?" #mediocrewhiteman #decentermen #womenempowerment #misogyny #sarcasm
January 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Before any important life's tasks or decisions remember to ask yourself "what would a mediocre white man do?" #mediocrewhiteman #decentermen #womenempowerment #misogyny #sarcasm
Sometimes deciding who you are is deciding who you'll never be again.
December 21, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Sometimes deciding who you are is deciding who you'll never be again.
Nothing changes if nothing changes.
December 5, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Nothing changes if nothing changes.
I apologize to anyone who watched me crash out over a man who saved face more than he washed his.
December 3, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I apologize to anyone who watched me crash out over a man who saved face more than he washed his.
Just told my kitten that I couldn't wait to grow old with her.
And that pretty much sums up my love life.
And that pretty much sums up my love life.
December 2, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Just told my kitten that I couldn't wait to grow old with her.
And that pretty much sums up my love life.
And that pretty much sums up my love life.