Cyrus Nemati
@ahoymehearties.bsky.social
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BAFTA-nominated creator of Vampire Therapist! Comedy/drama writer, amateur historian, voice actor (Hades II). Chaos energy. He/him/heretic
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ahoymehearties.bsky.social
For all the Musk refugees, an intro:

* I run @littlebatgames.bsky.social, where we made Vampire Therapist
* I'm a voice actor (Hades 2, Duck Detective, lots more) and a writer (Vampire Therapist)
* I used to do DC technology policy communications stuff
* I'm a nerdpunk. Nerdlibertarians hate me.
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
Oh, absolutely. Why would they? Sam Altman can do it!

But I think it's an interesting Trojan horse to prevent the complete gutting of the liberal arts. I mean, ideally they learn shame, but I don't know where that's going to come from.
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
In the US, the classics were successfully poised in Texas as a "white civilization" bulwark against critical race theory, so y'all can use that one!
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
I wish more people would! I'm shocked when I see much higher engagement there, even if you don't include the bots. Inertia really is the most powerful force on earth!
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
I searched for "white power" on X (don't call it Twitter — it's not Twitter), and damn. I've witnessed forum Nazis, Reddit Nazis, Gab Nazis, historical Nazis, etc. and by far, the X Nazis are far and away the stupidest I've ever seen.

Hot tip: invest in velcro shoe companies. It's bad out there.
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
Only a few hours left to get Vampire Therapist and DLC are 35% off! If you're still on the fence, an educated fascist bootlicker wrote a 3200-word essay about why they hated it, and it's the biggest compliment I've ever received.

drcasino.substack.com/p/vampire-th...
"Vampire Therapist" - A Review
A Brilliant Premise Suffocated by Smug Leftism
drcasino.substack.com
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
The funny thing is that they actually have a famous Martin Luther and he's not listed there! I guess they just like Germans who have complicated relationships with God.
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
So in the History section are:

* Lots of Greek mythology
* Three "medieval" buildings (looks more 18th century to me)
* Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

🤔
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
Someone found my failed video series! 😅
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
It's not a very gamer-y game! Most of the fans are authors themselves, for what it's worth (to me, a lot).
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
It's on sale for the next couple of days. :)
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
My own Vampire Therapist is healing, funny, and politically furious. This libertarian hack wrote an essay ripping it apart! drcasino.substack.com/p/vampire-th...
"Vampire Therapist" - A Review
A Brilliant Premise Suffocated by Smug Leftism
drcasino.substack.com
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
I'm honored! 😁 I wish I could find a way to access Horrible Science in Germany!
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
A Horrible Histories writer is recommending my game. 🥹 I done good.
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
Willkommen auf Deutschland! :) Hope you have an awesome trip!
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
If your thumbs are bruised and battered from Hades II, why not take a break with the BAFTA-nominated feel-good hit, Vampire Therapist?

It's on sale now and may even have a Dionysus reference!

store.steampowered.com/app/2481020/...
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
I will play this one. :) Really digging the aesthetic and interaction method!
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
I like to see a visual novel that stretches the definition of what a visual novel is. This one looks pretty cool!
traindetective.bsky.social
Most of my fondest memories with adventure games involve sitting with my DS or Switch on cold fall/winter nights under a nice, warm blanket. Which is why I'm so glad we're releasing in November 🍂

I'm looking forward to playing our game that way soon, and we hope you are too!
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
...then they loathe themselves, since their God is only a reflection of their own will and desire.
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getwrekt.ruins.party
vampire therapist has completely reworked my brain in the sense i can call out my cognitive dysfunctions and not beat myself up for it

like how does a video game allow me to give myself so much grace after 20 some years beating down on myself ?

blows my fuckin mind
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
That is always the story. 😑 You'd think lessons would be learned about recklessly betting you can pay the salaries of people you've hired. I bet some exec gets a promotion for it, though.
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
Thank you! 🥲 I am soooo delighted that we get to address your big wish from Vampire Therapist for our next game. Recording the trailer VO with our lead actress tomorrow!
ahoymehearties.bsky.social
Our Vampire Therapist: Couples Therapy DLC doesn't just give you more award-winning therapy gameplay. It's also a story about what historically happens when people resist fascism. Apropos of nothing!

It's also on sale! Please buy it.❤️

store.steampowered.com/bundle/50334...
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gigglyguineapig.bsky.social
Hey, do you need help with your UI? I'm a designer and teacher and would love to help you clear any roadblocks you have!

#gamedev #LFW
gigglyguineapig.bsky.social
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