Aidan
@aidanmoon.bsky.social
Massive. Science, art, humanity, jokes. Not selling anything.
Congratulations on your talent!
January 18, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Congratulations on your talent!
Well I am not one to argue with science. Bit concerned I might have a loose or lazy sphincter as anything more than 7 seconds (ft Neneh Cherry) seems impossible to me
January 18, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Well I am not one to argue with science. Bit concerned I might have a loose or lazy sphincter as anything more than 7 seconds (ft Neneh Cherry) seems impossible to me
I don't believe you. 90 seconds is impossible. Your mouth is writing cheques your arse can't cash.
January 17, 2026 at 11:28 AM
I don't believe you. 90 seconds is impossible. Your mouth is writing cheques your arse can't cash.
I got in one little ICE and my mom just flipped
She said
Get the fuck outta here fat you little bitch
She said
Get the fuck outta here fat you little bitch
two men are standing next to each other in a room dancing .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room dancing .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I got in one little ICE and my mom just flipped
She said
Get the fuck outta here fat you little bitch
She said
Get the fuck outta here fat you little bitch
Occassionally TV speech triggers my phone search engine. I imagine having the radio on in the kitchen could make the fridge door open
January 11, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Occassionally TV speech triggers my phone search engine. I imagine having the radio on in the kitchen could make the fridge door open
An offering worthy of Poseidon
December 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
An offering worthy of Poseidon
I have tried my cat's dreamies. They have a very sandy texture and taste like this colour. Thumbs down from me.
December 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I have tried my cat's dreamies. They have a very sandy texture and taste like this colour. Thumbs down from me.
"Marmoset knuckleduster" and "actuarial dreadnought".
That was a good day!
That was a good day!
December 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"Marmoset knuckleduster" and "actuarial dreadnought".
That was a good day!
That was a good day!
They look more like boobs than balls
December 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
They look more like boobs than balls
Yes could be! Or missle launch silos. Who can say lol
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Yes could be! Or missle launch silos. Who can say lol
My Aunt Bernadette has very short fingers so she would be very interested in getting her piano keys cut, although it's the white keys that cause her most of the bother.
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
My Aunt Bernadette has very short fingers so she would be very interested in getting her piano keys cut, although it's the white keys that cause her most of the bother.
Pleaded there is no rule against wearing a second hat on top of the first hat!
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Pleaded there is no rule against wearing a second hat on top of the first hat!
Thanks for doing the work on this. I was able to search Ingrid Seynhaeve and find direct quotes from her about the photo, quite easy to confirm it's her, nice one!
October 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Thanks for doing the work on this. I was able to search Ingrid Seynhaeve and find direct quotes from her about the photo, quite easy to confirm it's her, nice one!
I have watched 10,000 hours of YouTube videos explaining how helicopters work and I am still not persuaded
October 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I have watched 10,000 hours of YouTube videos explaining how helicopters work and I am still not persuaded
You gotta put Camus in goal!
October 18, 2025 at 10:24 AM
You gotta put Camus in goal!
BUSINESS IDEA: condoms for microwaves
October 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
BUSINESS IDEA: condoms for microwaves
You're probably right. Back to the drawing board!
October 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
You're probably right. Back to the drawing board!
Think of something only a dork would do.
Then do it really badly and repeatedly.
This will prove you are not a dork.
Then do it really badly and repeatedly.
This will prove you are not a dork.
October 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Think of something only a dork would do.
Then do it really badly and repeatedly.
This will prove you are not a dork.
Then do it really badly and repeatedly.
This will prove you are not a dork.