Airmaster Burst
airmasterburst.bsky.social
Airmaster Burst
@airmasterburst.bsky.social
Ya favorite gms favorite gm

Trying to be a better miniature painter, mostly warhammer fantasy and 40k
Looks like the mypillow guy is all coked up again
January 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
For some reason i cant stop thinking about that mission in gta 3 where trump hires you to drop packages to cartel drug boats
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM
All i ever wanted from the witcher was grimy hot henry cavill fighting cool monsters

Now i have temu hemsworth mumbling his way through temu game of thrones and i aint even like original recipe game of thrones
November 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Your 2025 Calcutta Clippers!
September 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Finally started painting again with some more orange armor, gotta get these dudes finished by sunday
June 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Ok so I realize its not exactly a secret hes running for president and hes mostly done a better job as governor than i ever expected
But seriously timberly this is pretty cynical
May 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My old dreadlord on black dragon kitbash for 8th edition
May 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hazard stripes on some necromunda ogryn i use for my ratling kill team
February 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Finally finished my volkus terrain
February 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Someone get clive barker to program an ai to write a clive barker style horror novel about clive barker programming an ai to write a horror novel for him
February 20, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Sorry i let you down shabeefa ill be bolder and even more outrageous next time!

@alfredvalley.bsky.social if you do this again please consider adding shabeefa attempting to sell players hamway from inside a crocogator stomach as an encounter

This was dope and id gladly do another!

#valley100
February 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Finally brought home my first-ever attempt at pottery today, and none of them cracked so im calling it a win
February 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Current Hamway lineup:

-Bacon Moustache
-Prosciutto Goatee
-French Pork
-Porkloin Neckbeard
-Spalla Cruda Banholz
-Mortadella Verde
-Capocollo Van Dyke
-Guanciale Garibaldi
-Pancetta Balbo

Shabeefa

*we don't sell inferior meat/hair combos like ducktails, mutton chops, or beef curtains

#VALLEY100
February 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Stuck in a Baron's castle and in need of an extra job, or maybe just some quick cash? Become a Hamway sales rep and EARN! Top ham products shipped direct TO YOU!

-Pork Loin Neckbeards!
-Prosciutto Goatees!
-Our best-selling Bacon Moustache!
-And more!

Shabeefa, Hamway Regional Manager

#VALLEY100
February 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Some ratlings
The ogryns still need a bit of work
February 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Meet Shabeefa, a muck raker with food on their face, who was arrested for their involvement in a pyramid scheme.

SWEET SPOT: 88–100
LUCK: 3
ALIGNMENT: Even
STARTING LOCATION: 7

Shabeefa is the current quarterly top salesperson for Hamway, a line of bespoke pork-based face toupees

#VALLEY100
February 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Ma made more cookies today
Leftover dough specials for alix and me
December 25, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Finally finished painting my converted cronos and mandrakes for my 40k dark eldar
If anyone knows a good way to photograph fluorescent pink without it washing out let me know
December 5, 2024 at 6:28 PM
December 2, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Some warhammer minis i built and painted

More to come
November 29, 2024 at 4:28 AM
TOILET CAT
November 26, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Tried to post some shit i painted but it didnt work

Im not wasting another 25 minutes digging through 8 years of unsorted phone pictures

Not the best first impression bluesky get your shit together
November 26, 2024 at 4:56 AM