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This sounds like an indie song title from 2009

Task after task after task today. There is so little beauty in the world

Taylor won’t see your mean posts but your 35 year old billionaire friends who write ass lyrics will :/

Ride by Ciara but it’s about me reuniting w the bidet after a short time away

Your powers thankfully worked on someone else. God bles

Thank you!

Criscoed up and crammed into my several-years-unworn suit for the evening, prayers for all my seams please

Oh I forgot to say I’m the professor and I’m wearing a tweed jacket

Or I could do something more dramatic. a college class is assembled and waiting. Everyone finally leaves except two curious frat boys, who are afraid of flunking. I finallly show up and with a pained expression say, “no class today, fellas. I fell on the quad and hurt my leg. I think it’s the acl”

Or me working at a stadium concession stand but then we run out of batter for the corn dogs so I go to the supply room and they’re doinking in there and I’m like, “ah geeze! Guess I’m not the only one looking for corn dog batter!”

Imagine me sweeping, then looking up, then saying something like “ahh… you boys keep me young” while shaking my head and smiling

Which I would love to realize if there are any casting directors reading this

Had a dream I was cast in a porno in a non-sexual role

The life of a showgirl for people who no longer have all of their original teeth

This was also about Charli

Idk how you keep track of everything.. I know that excel doc is crazy

From your [fingertips] to gods ears frrr

One thing about the sun it will come out tomorrow

English teacher but she didn’t understand the text 😭

I thought the leaked lyrics were fake :-(

Great command of the language on display here

Oh they’re LVPing her