Aja Raden
@ajaraden.bsky.social
NYT Bestselling author of Stoned (2016) & The Truth About Lies (2021). Nothing Lasts Forever - on SHO/Netflix (2023). Infamous grower of poisonous plants.
This is a BIG deal.
Free Palestine from Hamas.
Free Palestine from Hamas.
March 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This is a BIG deal.
Free Palestine from Hamas.
Free Palestine from Hamas.
I feel like such a hopeless loser. Like I suck at everything.
And then I remember that Pete Hegseth got drunk & decided to execute a war in Yemen & arranged the whole thing over an illegal Signal group chat that accidentally included the editor in chief of The Atlantic.
And then I remember that Pete Hegseth got drunk & decided to execute a war in Yemen & arranged the whole thing over an illegal Signal group chat that accidentally included the editor in chief of The Atlantic.
March 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I feel like such a hopeless loser. Like I suck at everything.
And then I remember that Pete Hegseth got drunk & decided to execute a war in Yemen & arranged the whole thing over an illegal Signal group chat that accidentally included the editor in chief of The Atlantic.
And then I remember that Pete Hegseth got drunk & decided to execute a war in Yemen & arranged the whole thing over an illegal Signal group chat that accidentally included the editor in chief of The Atlantic.
Okay but what if I like just accidentally DM’d a reporter with it while black out drunk?
March 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Okay but what if I like just accidentally DM’d a reporter with it while black out drunk?
So wait, were they filthy left lunatics or largely paid agitators? Get your story straight, Donnie.
March 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
So wait, were they filthy left lunatics or largely paid agitators? Get your story straight, Donnie.
I like armored vehicles that aren’t put together using any kind of glue.
March 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I like armored vehicles that aren’t put together using any kind of glue.
You still on this, dummy?
We had this conversation 3 hrs ago.
We had this conversation 3 hrs ago.
February 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
You still on this, dummy?
We had this conversation 3 hrs ago.
We had this conversation 3 hrs ago.
You know, if he weren’t a thug with nuclear weapons, actively destroying the world and sucking the life out of me personally, he’d actually be a pretty delightful Twitter follow.
His tweets are so aggressively absurd they have an almost Andy Kaufman-esq quality to them.
His tweets are so aggressively absurd they have an almost Andy Kaufman-esq quality to them.
February 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
You know, if he weren’t a thug with nuclear weapons, actively destroying the world and sucking the life out of me personally, he’d actually be a pretty delightful Twitter follow.
His tweets are so aggressively absurd they have an almost Andy Kaufman-esq quality to them.
His tweets are so aggressively absurd they have an almost Andy Kaufman-esq quality to them.
Why are morons like this
February 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Why are morons like this
I HAVE TO GET OFF TWITTER
February 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I HAVE TO GET OFF TWITTER
Soooo… he’s a colonialist?
February 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Soooo… he’s a colonialist?
Wait, are you saying you DIDN’T look at your phone every day for the last four years to see if he was dead? Just cause a guy‘s not president doesn’t mean you don’t wish him dead.
January 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Wait, are you saying you DIDN’T look at your phone every day for the last four years to see if he was dead? Just cause a guy‘s not president doesn’t mean you don’t wish him dead.
No man, sometimes it just fucking repeats itself.
January 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
No man, sometimes it just fucking repeats itself.
I believe the correct term is cloaca, you ill educated, fucking moron.
January 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I believe the correct term is cloaca, you ill educated, fucking moron.
Oh! You’re a troll. Online, I mean. Not just in real life. Blocking you now.
January 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Oh! You’re a troll. Online, I mean. Not just in real life. Blocking you now.
OK, but why are the rest of them doing it with him?
January 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
OK, but why are the rest of them doing it with him?
Dude, I grew up in Santa Barbara, California, and I feel this way about Costco. This isn’t about socialism. This is about the magic of Costco.
Kneel before the $1 hotdog. x.com/dineshdsouza/s…
Kneel before the $1 hotdog. x.com/dineshdsouza/s…
January 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Dude, I grew up in Santa Barbara, California, and I feel this way about Costco. This isn’t about socialism. This is about the magic of Costco.
Kneel before the $1 hotdog. x.com/dineshdsouza/s…
Kneel before the $1 hotdog. x.com/dineshdsouza/s…
