Christian Price
@ajaxmccoy.bsky.social
Writer. Comedian. Voice actor. Satirist. Magician.
Finished the year watching The Force Awakens with my Mum because she’s never seen it 👍🏻
December 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Finished the year watching The Force Awakens with my Mum because she’s never seen it 👍🏻
Everything is shit,
The world is shit,
We’re all doomed
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
The world is shit,
We’re all doomed
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Everything is shit,
The world is shit,
We’re all doomed
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
The world is shit,
We’re all doomed
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
Me: [has faint glimmer of hope for the future]
Life: No.
Life: No.
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Me: [has faint glimmer of hope for the future]
Life: No.
Life: No.
Since Threads has descended into a hellish nightmare of dystopian horror, I’m going to try spending some time in this place. Hoping for better.
a furry gorilla is standing in the woods looking at the camera .
ALT: a furry gorilla is standing in the woods looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
August 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Since Threads has descended into a hellish nightmare of dystopian horror, I’m going to try spending some time in this place. Hoping for better.
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Join me in just under an hour as we're in the middle of a workers uprising in BALDUR'S GATE 3! We're seizing the means of production and emancipating a group of enslaved gnomes from bondage!
This game is just wonderful. Come join me for the revolution.
twitch.tv/theraindog
This game is just wonderful. Come join me for the revolution.
twitch.tv/theraindog
April 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Join me in just under an hour as we're in the middle of a workers uprising in BALDUR'S GATE 3! We're seizing the means of production and emancipating a group of enslaved gnomes from bondage!
This game is just wonderful. Come join me for the revolution.
twitch.tv/theraindog
This game is just wonderful. Come join me for the revolution.
twitch.tv/theraindog
Don't let me know when you're opening the door
Close me in the dark, let me disappear
Soon there'll be nothing left of me
Nothing left to release
Close me in the dark, let me disappear
Soon there'll be nothing left of me
Nothing left to release
March 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Don't let me know when you're opening the door
Close me in the dark, let me disappear
Soon there'll be nothing left of me
Nothing left to release
Close me in the dark, let me disappear
Soon there'll be nothing left of me
Nothing left to release
I didn’t think it would be possible to have a negative number of fucks to give, but here we are
March 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I didn’t think it would be possible to have a negative number of fucks to give, but here we are
I would like to do things
But I’m sad and tired
But I’m sad and tired
February 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I would like to do things
But I’m sad and tired
But I’m sad and tired
It seems everything I've heard
Just might be true
And you know me, well you think you do
Sometimes, I have everything
Yet I wish I felt something
Do you know how far this has gone?
Just how damaged have I become?
When I think I can overcome
It runs even deeper
Just might be true
And you know me, well you think you do
Sometimes, I have everything
Yet I wish I felt something
Do you know how far this has gone?
Just how damaged have I become?
When I think I can overcome
It runs even deeper
February 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It seems everything I've heard
Just might be true
And you know me, well you think you do
Sometimes, I have everything
Yet I wish I felt something
Do you know how far this has gone?
Just how damaged have I become?
When I think I can overcome
It runs even deeper
Just might be true
And you know me, well you think you do
Sometimes, I have everything
Yet I wish I felt something
Do you know how far this has gone?
Just how damaged have I become?
When I think I can overcome
It runs even deeper
January 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Me: What’s the temperature for tomorrow?
BOM app:
BOM app:
a man sitting next to a robot says it 's high
ALT: a man sitting next to a robot says it 's high
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Me: What’s the temperature for tomorrow?
BOM app:
BOM app:
Reposted by Christian Price
The Fake McCoys were formed thirty years ago today! Let’s see, @ajaxmccoy.bsky.social, that makes us [starts counting on fingers] oh god
November 19, 2024 at 1:09 AM
The Fake McCoys were formed thirty years ago today! Let’s see, @ajaxmccoy.bsky.social, that makes us [starts counting on fingers] oh god
Reposted by Christian Price
Seeing as @ajaxmccoy.bsky.social shared this again over on FB, here's us at 21 defacing Citizen Kane, back when I was built like a bag of pipecleaners and my hair was a lush but bewildering puzzle.
Citizen McCoy - Redux Special Edition Box Set Collection
The 1999 classic, now fully restored to its original glory. A tale of power, lust, media ownership and political intrigue, Citizen McCoy remains as relevant today as it was when Orson Welles made it in 1941, and again when The Fake McCoys unaccountably vandalised it 58 years later.
www.youtube.com
June 16, 2024 at 10:08 AM
Seeing as @ajaxmccoy.bsky.social shared this again over on FB, here's us at 21 defacing Citizen Kane, back when I was built like a bag of pipecleaners and my hair was a lush but bewildering puzzle.
Reposted by Christian Price
One time @ajaxmccoy.bsky.social and I tried to write a biting, incisive satire of Clive and it just degenerated into angry name-calling and I regret nothing:
Clivate Palmer
A tribute to everyone's favourite insane billionaire uncle
soundcloud.com
August 1, 2024 at 1:52 AM
One time @ajaxmccoy.bsky.social and I tried to write a biting, incisive satire of Clive and it just degenerated into angry name-calling and I regret nothing:
Oh right this thing is still here
February 19, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Oh right this thing is still here
Popémon: Gotta Catechise ‘Em All!
November 7, 2023 at 4:08 AM
Popémon: Gotta Catechise ‘Em All!
The front page of the Herald Sun saying it’s “time to unite” after yesterday’s result is a bit rich - their entire business model is built on fostering division.
October 15, 2023 at 12:39 AM
The front page of the Herald Sun saying it’s “time to unite” after yesterday’s result is a bit rich - their entire business model is built on fostering division.
All powerful - omnipotent
All knowing - omniscient
All eating - omniomnomnom
All knowing - omniscient
All eating - omniomnomnom
October 2, 2023 at 7:20 AM
All powerful - omnipotent
All knowing - omniscient
All eating - omniomnomnom
All knowing - omniscient
All eating - omniomnomnom
If I Instagram my breakfast on Bluesky will something explode?
September 25, 2023 at 1:58 AM
If I Instagram my breakfast on Bluesky will something explode?
A really important article about how and why there MUST be change in the Australian comedy scene.
www.theguardian.com/culture/2023...
www.theguardian.com/culture/2023...
‘Do not be alone in a room with him’: how Australia’s comedy scene deals with its ‘open secr...
Despite #MeToo and greater awareness, women are still having to protect each other from threatening men and still paying the price for speaking out
www.theguardian.com
September 23, 2023 at 2:59 AM
A really important article about how and why there MUST be change in the Australian comedy scene.
www.theguardian.com/culture/2023...
www.theguardian.com/culture/2023...
Post a photo where you accidentally look a bit dramatic
September 20, 2023 at 8:24 AM
Post a photo where you accidentally look a bit dramatic