The sole reason for my existence is so that the late-night bus drivers have a passenger to pick up

Having chronically offline friends sucks because I don't have the academic skills to explain the historical significance of Hatsune Miku.

Men are the worst. Just wanted to sit down and piss but SOMEBODY decided to either piss all over the toilet seat or rip it off.

When I see bus lanes implement poorly, I get second-hand embarrassment. Like bro... I'm meant to be hyping you up

A day-long hangover can really shove you into a sickly Victorian boy persona