This may be my best joke in a long time. And that's sad.

Ok now they've ripped off the Mission Impossible theme AND Uptown Funk. This show is, ummm... either really brilliant or really crap.

"... unfortunately."

The Drill cleans up on the apps, due to a misunderstanding. Folks think he's good in bed, but really he's just boring.

Congrats to both of you!

enshittification is too nice a word.

I bought two Echo Shows a year and a half ago. I'm way past the refund window, but I'm ready to cut my losses and throw them out, that's how garbage the things are now.

Thanks for consistently and reliably turning all your stuff to crap, @amazonprime.bsky.social (parody account).

Now *I* want a greasy takeaway.

The Internet was a mistake.

Are you kidding? This is the best engagement he's getting on socials since South Park!