AJHaydenTV
@ajhaydentv.bsky.social
They/Them. Musician, punk, tabletop gamer, movie buff. Amateur indie journalist.
Remember remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
The Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
The Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Remember remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
The Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
The Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Getting coked up on coke.
Getting mighty morphed on morphine.
Getting mighty morphed on morphine.
October 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Getting coked up on coke.
Getting mighty morphed on morphine.
Getting mighty morphed on morphine.
I am whole-heartedly against child genital mutilation. Therefore, we should ban the circumcision, and any genital modification, of minors, barring its use as a serious medical intervention, such as the prevention of dangerous genital infections or in the case of gender-affirming care.
October 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I am whole-heartedly against child genital mutilation. Therefore, we should ban the circumcision, and any genital modification, of minors, barring its use as a serious medical intervention, such as the prevention of dangerous genital infections or in the case of gender-affirming care.
Under capitalism, we are the cattle of the elite. Our manure fertilizes their crops, they milk us dry and when we run out of milk to give, they slaughter us for their steak dinner.
October 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Under capitalism, we are the cattle of the elite. Our manure fertilizes their crops, they milk us dry and when we run out of milk to give, they slaughter us for their steak dinner.
Someone's gonna build a Spider-Man villain deck and then put Young Hero role tokens on all the villains.
October 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Someone's gonna build a Spider-Man villain deck and then put Young Hero role tokens on all the villains.
You are now conscious of your own breathing.
September 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You are now conscious of your own breathing.
So remember how 50% of Magic the Gathering was Universes Beyond this year? Well, in 2026, they plan to release SEVEN sets, and FOUR of them will be UB.
The game I've loved for ten years is not only losing its identity, but quickly becoming emblematic of the economic system I loathe. 🧵 1/2
The game I've loved for ten years is not only losing its identity, but quickly becoming emblematic of the economic system I loathe. 🧵 1/2
September 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
So remember how 50% of Magic the Gathering was Universes Beyond this year? Well, in 2026, they plan to release SEVEN sets, and FOUR of them will be UB.
The game I've loved for ten years is not only losing its identity, but quickly becoming emblematic of the economic system I loathe. 🧵 1/2
The game I've loved for ten years is not only losing its identity, but quickly becoming emblematic of the economic system I loathe. 🧵 1/2
If masturbating too much causes you to go blind, what happens if you’re already blind? Do you just regain your sight?
September 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
If masturbating too much causes you to go blind, what happens if you’re already blind? Do you just regain your sight?
Clean your gut! Drink soapy water!
September 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Clean your gut! Drink soapy water!
Does Charlie Kirk's grave get to be the American version of Maggie Thatcher's grave?
September 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Does Charlie Kirk's grave get to be the American version of Maggie Thatcher's grave?
So Charlie Kirk was just shot. And like... Jesus Christ, guys, he's a piece of shit, and I hate him, but he doesn't deserve to die. The only time killing is justified is if it is immediately necessary to save the life of another person who is being actively threatened. Don't kill people you hate.
September 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
So Charlie Kirk was just shot. And like... Jesus Christ, guys, he's a piece of shit, and I hate him, but he doesn't deserve to die. The only time killing is justified is if it is immediately necessary to save the life of another person who is being actively threatened. Don't kill people you hate.
Introducing: HaHa Blast! Next time you visit a tavern, have a taste of this beverage! Its fizzy nature is guaranteed to make anyone guffaw!*
*Creatures with fey ancestry may be not be susceptible to the effects of HaHa Blast. Do not drink if pregnant, nursing, or frightened.
*Creatures with fey ancestry may be not be susceptible to the effects of HaHa Blast. Do not drink if pregnant, nursing, or frightened.
September 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Introducing: HaHa Blast! Next time you visit a tavern, have a taste of this beverage! Its fizzy nature is guaranteed to make anyone guffaw!*
*Creatures with fey ancestry may be not be susceptible to the effects of HaHa Blast. Do not drink if pregnant, nursing, or frightened.
*Creatures with fey ancestry may be not be susceptible to the effects of HaHa Blast. Do not drink if pregnant, nursing, or frightened.
Every time I hear the word "reality," all I can think is "Oh, there goes gravity!"
September 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Every time I hear the word "reality," all I can think is "Oh, there goes gravity!"
It is not the responsibility of government to censor individuals. However, I believe that government should require public platforms to remove disinformation under penalty of fines. Freedom of speech is great, but that's not the same thing as freedom to platform deception.
August 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It is not the responsibility of government to censor individuals. However, I believe that government should require public platforms to remove disinformation under penalty of fines. Freedom of speech is great, but that's not the same thing as freedom to platform deception.
The US ranked 55th in freedom among all countries last year, with a score of 83%, which is predicted to drop this year. The top country was Finland with a perfect score.
The US ranked 54th in press freedom with a score of 66.6%. Again, this is expected to fall. The top country was Ghana with 97.7%.
The US ranked 54th in press freedom with a score of 66.6%. Again, this is expected to fall. The top country was Ghana with 97.7%.
August 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The US ranked 55th in freedom among all countries last year, with a score of 83%, which is predicted to drop this year. The top country was Finland with a perfect score.
The US ranked 54th in press freedom with a score of 66.6%. Again, this is expected to fall. The top country was Ghana with 97.7%.
The US ranked 54th in press freedom with a score of 66.6%. Again, this is expected to fall. The top country was Ghana with 97.7%.
If we had no choice but for our government to be a Christian nationalist autocracy, I'd want the Quakers in charge. They support peace and inclusivity, and I love them for that. To my Quaker friends, thank you for your kindness.
August 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If we had no choice but for our government to be a Christian nationalist autocracy, I'd want the Quakers in charge. They support peace and inclusivity, and I love them for that. To my Quaker friends, thank you for your kindness.
I play LEGO video games so that I can experience earning a livable wage.
August 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I play LEGO video games so that I can experience earning a livable wage.
Introducing: Pokémon Hot and Heavy! In the region of Seksifuq, you finally turn 18 and Professor Wood offers you the choice of Vibrato, a sentient vibrator; Drildo, a dragon dildo; and Pattle, a sentient paddle that says "Spank Me" on it.
August 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Introducing: Pokémon Hot and Heavy! In the region of Seksifuq, you finally turn 18 and Professor Wood offers you the choice of Vibrato, a sentient vibrator; Drildo, a dragon dildo; and Pattle, a sentient paddle that says "Spank Me" on it.
WotC should rename Magic the Gathering to "IP Multiverse: Fuck You, Give Us Money." It matches Hasbro's philosophy of "If dogshit will sell, why have quality control?"
August 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
WotC should rename Magic the Gathering to "IP Multiverse: Fuck You, Give Us Money." It matches Hasbro's philosophy of "If dogshit will sell, why have quality control?"
We keep telling you that the Kool-Aid is poisoned, but you keep drinking it anyway. And what's worse, you're forcing us to drink it by shoving a PVC pipe down our throats and pouring it down.
August 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
We keep telling you that the Kool-Aid is poisoned, but you keep drinking it anyway. And what's worse, you're forcing us to drink it by shoving a PVC pipe down our throats and pouring it down.
The only reason third parties can't win elections is because you believe they can't. If you stopped voting for the "lesser of two evils" and started voting for the greatest good, shit would actually get done.
August 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The only reason third parties can't win elections is because you believe they can't. If you stopped voting for the "lesser of two evils" and started voting for the greatest good, shit would actually get done.
Y'know why combo is annoying in EDH? Because people play with excessively relaxed mulligan rules. If you took away free mulligans, combo decks would be much more obvious leading up to the actual combo, meaning that the complaint of "sudden endings" would be resolved.
July 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Y'know why combo is annoying in EDH? Because people play with excessively relaxed mulligan rules. If you took away free mulligans, combo decks would be much more obvious leading up to the actual combo, meaning that the complaint of "sudden endings" would be resolved.
We’re cooked. When will people learn that you can’t just… replace women?
July 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
We’re cooked. When will people learn that you can’t just… replace women?
Cisgendered trans allies: you have my permission to call transphobic people the t-slur.
July 7, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Cisgendered trans allies: you have my permission to call transphobic people the t-slur.
I’m gonna spend my 4th of July doing the most American thing I can think of: rebelling against a King.
July 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’m gonna spend my 4th of July doing the most American thing I can think of: rebelling against a King.