Not a believer in phrenology but this dude has an interesting shape

I remain devoted to Ultima for life

Can’t really think of many instances where old white guys pitting themselves against youth culture were able to succeed

Hard to call it “theater” if your primary complaint about the horrors of war is it lasted a couple of weeks and couldn’t get into restaurants. By contrast, actual soldiers like my grandpa were in vietnam for 18 month tours and ate MREs. Recruitment will surely suffer.

In my head, this was sung to the tune of prince’s “p control”

Either that or the Chinese dog who always gets in trouble