breaking news: AAAAAA I HATE POLITICS OWBDKSGWKSGSJSUSH
May 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
breaking news: AAAAAA I HATE POLITICS OWBDKSGWKSGSJSUSH
so engie died. got replaced by steve, because he had to fight death (i love the deck of many things)
May 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
so engie died. got replaced by steve, because he had to fight death (i love the deck of many things)
paramount you assholes stop taking down ai sponge its literally a parody
January 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
paramount you assholes stop taking down ai sponge its literally a parody
oh god there’s corn bots everywhere
January 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
oh god there’s corn bots everywhere
number seven and eight
![[number seven] an angry grandma with glasses and a blue shirt holding a gun](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n7arpb7nbigoas3fe3c5u66v/bafkreicajqhp3mxtpkdkhpg6h5kska2ierxqx3puwjzsjmtcoy6a2du3g4@jpeg)
![[number eight] a old man with no teeth wearing blue jeans, a wifebeater, gold chains, sunglasses and a blue cap showing off stacks of bills](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n7arpb7nbigoas3fe3c5u66v/bafkreiefezo6unzvhjoragkzomstpwi6gqx43266pxcn7chyub3lrhwtyy@jpeg)
December 8, 2024 at 6:41 PM
number seven and eight
hey look it’s number six
December 6, 2024 at 10:27 PM
hey look it’s number six
numba five coming in hot
December 5, 2024 at 8:24 PM
numba five coming in hot
holy crap it’s the fourth installment of the stock images
December 4, 2024 at 7:33 PM
holy crap it’s the fourth installment of the stock images
daily stock image #3 (for the funny)
December 3, 2024 at 9:44 PM
daily stock image #3 (for the funny)
to start off the holiday season, i’m posting stock images i found funny (i originally did and am still doing this on utterneer.bsky.social ‘s discord but i thought it do it here as well) so here’s day one and two
December 2, 2024 at 4:07 PM
to start off the holiday season, i’m posting stock images i found funny (i originally did and am still doing this on utterneer.bsky.social ‘s discord but i thought it do it here as well) so here’s day one and two
fight over, here’s what happened:
killed a robot zombie by hitting it on the head then water logging it
thrown stuff at another robot zombie
shoved (stinky) incense in other robot zombie
set other robot zombie on fire
killed other robot zombie
took robot zombie heads and legs (for the circuits)
killed a robot zombie by hitting it on the head then water logging it
thrown stuff at another robot zombie
shoved (stinky) incense in other robot zombie
set other robot zombie on fire
killed other robot zombie
took robot zombie heads and legs (for the circuits)
November 18, 2024 at 9:15 PM
fight over, here’s what happened:
killed a robot zombie by hitting it on the head then water logging it
thrown stuff at another robot zombie
shoved (stinky) incense in other robot zombie
set other robot zombie on fire
killed other robot zombie
took robot zombie heads and legs (for the circuits)
killed a robot zombie by hitting it on the head then water logging it
thrown stuff at another robot zombie
shoved (stinky) incense in other robot zombie
set other robot zombie on fire
killed other robot zombie
took robot zombie heads and legs (for the circuits)
i tried to hit it in the head but it bounced off AGAIN, and our cleric shoved incense sticks into it
November 18, 2024 at 8:58 PM
i tried to hit it in the head but it bounced off AGAIN, and our cleric shoved incense sticks into it
ok so the prone zombie got up and rolled a nat 20 and slashed our druid, dealing 7 damage
November 18, 2024 at 8:56 PM
ok so the prone zombie got up and rolled a nat 20 and slashed our druid, dealing 7 damage
playing dnd, and we’re fighting robot zombies.
i bonked a zombie on a head, then somebody waterlogged it. second zombie appears, much tougher. someone hits it with a sword, bounces off. i hit it with a hammer, also bounces off. our teams cleric throws a SKINNED BABY WOLF and it goes prone. huh???
i bonked a zombie on a head, then somebody waterlogged it. second zombie appears, much tougher. someone hits it with a sword, bounces off. i hit it with a hammer, also bounces off. our teams cleric throws a SKINNED BABY WOLF and it goes prone. huh???
November 18, 2024 at 8:52 PM
playing dnd, and we’re fighting robot zombies.
i bonked a zombie on a head, then somebody waterlogged it. second zombie appears, much tougher. someone hits it with a sword, bounces off. i hit it with a hammer, also bounces off. our teams cleric throws a SKINNED BABY WOLF and it goes prone. huh???
i bonked a zombie on a head, then somebody waterlogged it. second zombie appears, much tougher. someone hits it with a sword, bounces off. i hit it with a hammer, also bounces off. our teams cleric throws a SKINNED BABY WOLF and it goes prone. huh???
i have a DnD session tomorrow, can’t wait to see one of my teammates use the power of zeus to smite down a feeble knight
October 20, 2024 at 2:38 PM
i have a DnD session tomorrow, can’t wait to see one of my teammates use the power of zeus to smite down a feeble knight
damn… i shat my pants
I never cared for algorithms I kind of just post whatever xD
October 19, 2024 at 1:17 PM
damn… i shat my pants
i like playing dnd, and here’s the funnies that i’ve done:
played as a greasy wizard shrek, who almost died by eating a paper plate
played as a gnome who single-handedly killed a bugbear with just ice knife
and i’m currently playing engineer tf2 (who was also the only one who took damage in a fight)
played as a greasy wizard shrek, who almost died by eating a paper plate
played as a gnome who single-handedly killed a bugbear with just ice knife
and i’m currently playing engineer tf2 (who was also the only one who took damage in a fight)
October 18, 2024 at 11:40 AM
i like playing dnd, and here’s the funnies that i’ve done:
played as a greasy wizard shrek, who almost died by eating a paper plate
played as a gnome who single-handedly killed a bugbear with just ice knife
and i’m currently playing engineer tf2 (who was also the only one who took damage in a fight)
played as a greasy wizard shrek, who almost died by eating a paper plate
played as a gnome who single-handedly killed a bugbear with just ice knife
and i’m currently playing engineer tf2 (who was also the only one who took damage in a fight)
bye twitter (yes my old twitter handle was ipoopedmyselfXD and i deeply regret it)
October 17, 2024 at 9:33 PM
bye twitter (yes my old twitter handle was ipoopedmyselfXD and i deeply regret it)