Google Chrome is now shaming me for having a tab I haven't accessed in 21 days #staytoxic

Was on my phone as an emergency alert went off, and it's possibly taken years off my life

Dozens! Literally DOZENS!

(i.e. less than 0.1% of the city's pupils)

Taking care of this one for two weeks has cemented my belief that my place is too small for a cat, but I do miss her

6 months since I left my job! If they'd granted me a sabbatical, this might have been my first day back. Instead I'm sipping a cocktail (tea) by the pool (kitchen sink)

Just got unreasonably excited because my hookup flaking out is an ideal opportunity to do my new jigsaw. 40 has hit me hard, it seems

My boiler's on its last legs, so I decided to try out IR heating instead. Don't currently have enough panels for the whole apartment, but this is the first time in weeks I've had to turn the central heating on

Merry Crittermas!

My dentist appointment is at 14:30. Two thirty. TOOTH HURTY

Recently discovered that someone I'd only ever talked to online was unfamiliar with the term "chronically online", and it's haunted me ever since

Being in the first 66% might not sound like much, but you'd need me for a supermajority

Just realised you can get the back-to-top-of-feed button to perfectly obscure people's profile pictures! Vertical alignment only works sometimes, though, so it's like a little mini-game to find a perfect fit!

Unrelated: I'm currently unemployed