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Just like gravity!
January 15, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Brooke Rollins might not be on the same tier of evil as Miller, Bondi, Noem, RFK Jr., or obviously Trump/Vance, but she is just one disingenuous and dangerous MF’er. I always forget about her and Sean Duffy amid everything else going on, but when they open their mouths my blood boils.
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I much prefer seeing the Breaking News of Three Days Ago.
January 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
And the worst part is that we have to defend Slotkin now!
January 14, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Why not just… kill EVERYONE for the crimes they COULD have committed?
January 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Sure, I follow and unfollow Will Stancil as frequently as I change my underwear, but that man has no fear.
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Does Tony Dokoupil have a humiliation kink or something? I get secondhand embarrassment every single time.
January 14, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Wait, but why isn’t he talking about affordability and prices? That’s what I want to hear about!

- no one, ever
January 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I’m not exactly Pritzker-pilled, but JB would absolutely curb-stomp him in the primary. He would steamroll him in Illinois and it wouldn’t be close.
January 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
It’s amazing how the “popularist” moderates sit on their hands as this happens, when in addition to being evil and cruel, it is also INCREASINGLY unpopular! Even within the past week alone!
January 12, 2026 at 2:55 AM
The moderates also seem to be forgetting that not only is what ICE and CBP doing cruel and evil, it’s also VERY UNPOPULAR! You’d think the poll-obsessed Dems would realize the public opinion is getting worse!
January 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I always laughed when conservative conspiracy theorists would point out all this Scooby Doo-type numerology shit and hidden signals and other sorts of coincidences and totally contrived parallels. But now they are trying to make everything an Easter egg like mouse ears at Disney World.
January 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
How quickly “we will not comply!” turned into “she should have just complied.”
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I follow him, unfollow him, follow him, unfollow him, follow him, unfollow him, and am following him again.
January 10, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Abolishing ICE is now the moderate position.
January 9, 2026 at 5:33 AM
They want nothing but the most moderate, bland, milquetoast and corporate/corruption-friendly democrats to win. They’re barely trying to hide it!
January 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
No, abolish it. Anything less is absolutely insufficient.
January 8, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Merely abolishing ICE should be the moderate position.
January 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
“Savvy centrists”: Democrats must move rightward to appeal to median voters, swing states, rural conservatives, etc.

Also “savvy centrists”: Treating a slimy and insincere “coastal elite” as a foregone conclusion.
January 8, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Merely abolishing ICE (and even better, all of DHS) should be the moderate position.
January 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I just learned about this man five minutes ago—and it made me nostalgic for six minutes ago.
January 8, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Behold—the master race!
January 6, 2026 at 1:14 PM
What a bunch of clowns.
January 6, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Have you asked the Baileys what they think?
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM