Crate training is crucial for more well adjusted pups(imo). My parents dog still has positive associations with his kennel(he goes into it whenever he wants to be alone). It has a blanket on it so it's always like a nice cozy cave for him, with lots of towels and he gets his treats in there

It's the leader rule. If you have to *call* yourself the king constantly you ain't one

That's a dangerous sign lmao. If someone is drinking a hot beverage while they see that sign they might laugh so hard they get hot mocha up their nose! Which is worse than regular water up the nose.

My attention would be grabbed by how funny it is

Hell, think of how much fun it would be to go to a dinner, order 10$ waffles(or something else really good!) and tipping with one of those bank stacks of cash! You could dress up like a movie bank robber and pretend you just showed up from an amazing heist!

So many options and he can't think of 1

I wonder if he his sadness has an accent to it lmao

I've been re-reading all the Discworlds and they bring me joy each time

Very much "fat but it hiking shape" as opposed to "fat but is in teleporting shape" that the other wizards get into

He is *so* pointy!

Buying the mortgages of an entire small town worth of houses is gonna be like 100 million tops. An entire town where everyone owns their house is gonna fucking love you! For pocket change. Ezpzb

It seems like at bare minimum he'd rant at the kid about why trans people are evil and why some other kid deserves to get hurt.

"Large man shouts at you for an hour about other people being bad" is a traumatic memory in and of itself

Also it's a hell of a lot easier to keep a skinny 3d whistle in your pocket so it's always available than a giant gym coach whistle. Size definitely matters

If you're starting with "I'm going to pay millions to make a boat less fun and more wasteful" You already fucking suck. Like.... Even if the rest of your time is spent transferring orphans and puppies about it's still less fun than a sailboat of some flavor. Or even a regular yatch!

Just pour ever increasing amounts of 4loko into every liquid he touches at art school. Lil bit in his drinking water, lil bit in his paintbrush water, lil bit in his paint, lil bit in his milk, eventually it either ends with his heart exploding or him drinking paint and either way it'd fix shit

.....at least she's bathing in wet cake instead of children blood?

Glad you're back but also oh wow that x thing seems really on brand for that place

His beard looks like building blocks? Is he shaving with a speed square as a guideline?

Ya, kids need to be protected. A severe crime just means they need more intensive therapies so they can grow up to have a long life that the kids are happy with. A severe crime done by a child just means a child needs extra care and help. No kid is gonna default to that

One of my teachers at school works in a "20 patient/40 staff" juvenile detention center where they provided intensive therapy services for the kids who had done a felony lvl crimes. No kid is gonna default to murder, that's something that builds up, and they need a place 2 heal safely.

Yes(no adult charge), but they still need to be charged as a minor (social worker opinion; I've actually seen some therapeutic/healing juvenile detention centers with a small population/multiple therapists) but getting someone into one of those still involves a punishment(not an adult one tho)