Oh we know he'll be acquitted. In order to get to that part and what happens next he first needs to be arrested, charged, and tried. Let's get that going.

Well, at least the beneficiaries of these schemes aren't already billionaires. OH WAIT

That doesn't sound like a screw up, that sounds like exactly the plan.

That's almost as good as Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord

It took me forever to figure out how to turn this off.

It’s probably even worse than you know: “Plymouth Rock” itself is 1) a non-remarkable rock in every way and 2) not even remotely likely to be a rock the Pilgrims stepped onto when they arrived. Source: I am from Massachusetts and was forced to visit that thing regularly as a child.

Plymouth Rock depiction surprisingly accurate

This lifehack is "fire"

Did a group of us see Bob Mould in DC when I came to visit you at GW? In a chapel or church of some kind?

Right now it is the collected works of Damien Jurado.