Baron Martín
@akathebaron.bsky.social
Homewrecker with a terrible secret...
I'm honestly insulted they think I'd care to read it. I didn't Google "Boring stories about vacations I wasn't on" I was searching for an easy recipe to make that affords me 5-10 minutes to eat shredded cheese over the sink in peace, while I wait for it to cook.
October 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm honestly insulted they think I'd care to read it. I didn't Google "Boring stories about vacations I wasn't on" I was searching for an easy recipe to make that affords me 5-10 minutes to eat shredded cheese over the sink in peace, while I wait for it to cook.
"Megaton Nuclear Energy" has a nice ring to it
September 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
"Megaton Nuclear Energy" has a nice ring to it
I would make sure my VPN was on first, but definitely yes...
June 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I would make sure my VPN was on first, but definitely yes...
Memes also make for a well rounded, and complete breakfast too.
June 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Memes also make for a well rounded, and complete breakfast too.
I always enjoyed the way Ethan Hawke tells the story of him turning down Independence Day then regretting it later. www.youtube.com/shorts/atzmo...
Ethan Hawke TURNED DOWN Independence Day⁉️
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June 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I always enjoyed the way Ethan Hawke tells the story of him turning down Independence Day then regretting it later. www.youtube.com/shorts/atzmo...
They're turning music that came out when I was a kid into 'oldies?" ... *Goes out and buys expensive compact sports car, then drives it with enough produce in my hair assuring I look like an asshole*
thor is standing in the woods with a hammer in his hand and says `` i 'm so old '' .
ALT: thor is standing in the woods with a hammer in his hand and says `` i 'm so old '' .
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June 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
They're turning music that came out when I was a kid into 'oldies?" ... *Goes out and buys expensive compact sports car, then drives it with enough produce in my hair assuring I look like an asshole*
Don't know what my favorite is, but whenever I'm trying to use something that doesn't work I like to quote one of my favorite lines from Spaceballs which is "FUCK! Even in the future nothing works!"
a man in a suit is standing in front of a vending machine that says club
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a vending machine that says club
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May 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Don't know what my favorite is, but whenever I'm trying to use something that doesn't work I like to quote one of my favorite lines from Spaceballs which is "FUCK! Even in the future nothing works!"
Being handed a tomato and told "you'll know when the time is right" right before walking into a Carlos Mencia show.
He's terrible...
He's terrible...
May 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Being handed a tomato and told "you'll know when the time is right" right before walking into a Carlos Mencia show.
He's terrible...
He's terrible...
Dayum, jawed must be SUPER dead by now if he's been consuming microplastics for the past 20 years...
a woman is holding a plate of food and saying `` i 'm going to pour one out for my homie ''
ALT: a woman is holding a plate of food and saying `` i 'm going to pour one out for my homie ''
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April 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Dayum, jawed must be SUPER dead by now if he's been consuming microplastics for the past 20 years...
Pippen saw the book Frodo and Bilbo wrote in and thought "That shit easy" so wrote one of his own, but instead of writing about events he was a part of, he took a stab at historical events of Middle-Earth & that's what the Rings of Power is. He's no historian and it shows, but tries very hard LOL
March 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Pippen saw the book Frodo and Bilbo wrote in and thought "That shit easy" so wrote one of his own, but instead of writing about events he was a part of, he took a stab at historical events of Middle-Earth & that's what the Rings of Power is. He's no historian and it shows, but tries very hard LOL
I can beat this. I'm about 10 minutes into the first episode of the reaction. Up until I started the video I thought Severance was a entirely different show. I heard you were doing this & I confussed it with Succession w/ Brian Cox & Kieran Culkin. I clearly knew nothing about either show LOL
March 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I can beat this. I'm about 10 minutes into the first episode of the reaction. Up until I started the video I thought Severance was a entirely different show. I heard you were doing this & I confussed it with Succession w/ Brian Cox & Kieran Culkin. I clearly knew nothing about either show LOL
Very cool you're still doing charity work for Starlight after all this time ❤️
December 8, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Very cool you're still doing charity work for Starlight after all this time ❤️
Legit was scared, holy geeze LOL.
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a wooden fence and says phew .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a wooden fence and says phew .
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November 23, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Legit was scared, holy geeze LOL.