I bet if they brought these back rn they would do numbers

My husband and I were talking about how Samwise Gamgee would be lowkey jacked because he carries around like five to seven cast iron pans on his person at all times and then i made this

Why is my house so cold? Oh probably because all my of heat is going directly up my cats butthole

Tolkien wrote a sequel but gave it up because it was too depressing. He knows Men.