Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸
@akhil.cc
I play guitar and work on Azure at Microsoft. Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer. @[email protected],
@smasher164 on twitter
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Where am I supposed to find a pear tree at this hour?
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Where am I supposed to find a pear tree at this hour?
“My lord, I brought you their precious heirlooms.”
*peers away from the rank odor*
“Where are the jewels?”
“They are a family of farmers. These tomatoes have been passed down for generations.”
*peers away from the rank odor*
“Where are the jewels?”
“They are a family of farmers. These tomatoes have been passed down for generations.”
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“My lord, I brought you their precious heirlooms.”
*peers away from the rank odor*
“Where are the jewels?”
“They are a family of farmers. These tomatoes have been passed down for generations.”
*peers away from the rank odor*
“Where are the jewels?”
“They are a family of farmers. These tomatoes have been passed down for generations.”
One’s character is not so easily compartmentalized. An impulsive cheater who stumbles into drama in their relationships is bound to the same dynamic in academic and professional settings.
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
One’s character is not so easily compartmentalized. An impulsive cheater who stumbles into drama in their relationships is bound to the same dynamic in academic and professional settings.
rolling up to the thanksgiving potluck and door-dashing a casserole
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
rolling up to the thanksgiving potluck and door-dashing a casserole
i had tremendous respect for your institution before they accepted me
November 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
i had tremendous respect for your institution before they accepted me
in honor dick cheney’s demise, i’ll repost my greatest work: dick cheeseney
November 5, 2025 at 9:04 AM
in honor dick cheney’s demise, i’ll repost my greatest work: dick cheeseney
Reposted by Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸
it is henceforth illegal to rhyme “books” with “bell hooks”
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
it is henceforth illegal to rhyme “books” with “bell hooks”
apparently the caesarian has nothing to do with a caesar salad
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
apparently the caesarian has nothing to do with a caesar salad
tfw you got the “arigato gozaimasu” loaded up but your friend wants to order dessert
October 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
tfw you got the “arigato gozaimasu” loaded up but your friend wants to order dessert
if you want to shamelessly repeat something, just do a key change
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
if you want to shamelessly repeat something, just do a key change
1 online, but probably 3 irl cause of my rbf
October 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
1 online, but probably 3 irl cause of my rbf
If Kentucky is a state in the bible belt, Idaho is in the choker of the Pacific Northwest.
October 24, 2025 at 8:32 AM
If Kentucky is a state in the bible belt, Idaho is in the choker of the Pacific Northwest.
“Dont bite the hand that feeds you.”
“What if I lick it instead?”
“What if I lick it instead?”
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 AM
“Dont bite the hand that feeds you.”
“What if I lick it instead?”
“What if I lick it instead?”
tall buildings should have slides
October 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
tall buildings should have slides
General Tso and I go way back. I knew him back when the T was silent.
September 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
General Tso and I go way back. I knew him back when the T was silent.
everything the light touches is our yard. they’ve been brought here for our milkshake.
September 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
everything the light touches is our yard. they’ve been brought here for our milkshake.
buying three packs of candles in case my guy is turning 100
September 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
buying three packs of candles in case my guy is turning 100
"I'll call you back" has to be the most frequent lie uttered in the English language.
September 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"I'll call you back" has to be the most frequent lie uttered in the English language.
*pisses on side of building
Oak's words echoed... "There's a time and place for everything but not now!"
Oak's words echoed... "There's a time and place for everything but not now!"
September 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
*pisses on side of building
Oak's words echoed... "There's a time and place for everything but not now!"
Oak's words echoed... "There's a time and place for everything but not now!"
occam's razor? surely that is a razor owned by a man named occam.
September 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
occam's razor? surely that is a razor owned by a man named occam.
“I’m applying to all the ivys to see which ones I get into.”
“I too love purchasing rejection letters.”
“I too love purchasing rejection letters.”
September 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“I’m applying to all the ivys to see which ones I get into.”
“I too love purchasing rejection letters.”
“I too love purchasing rejection letters.”
“i like your outfit”
“thanks, i’m queerbaiting”
“thanks, i’m queerbaiting”
August 31, 2025 at 5:35 AM
“i like your outfit”
“thanks, i’m queerbaiting”
“thanks, i’m queerbaiting”