Shamis Spurgeon
@akshamis.bsky.social
Sometimes, the greatest contribution someone can make to society is being removed from it.
February 1, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Sometimes, the greatest contribution someone can make to society is being removed from it.
Alcohol; the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
January 30, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Alcohol; the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Hey, 2A folks? This is EXACTLY what you've been waiting for.
Get to it.
Get to it.
January 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Hey, 2A folks? This is EXACTLY what you've been waiting for.
Get to it.
Get to it.
Atticus agrees with Muffin. Blankets are a must when it gets too cold. (-23⁰ here 🥶)
January 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Atticus agrees with Muffin. Blankets are a must when it gets too cold. (-23⁰ here 🥶)
-23⁰ in Southern Alaska currently. You don't wanna know what it's like on the northern end. 🥶
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
-23⁰ in Southern Alaska currently. You don't wanna know what it's like on the northern end. 🥶
Wow! Where can I get one of those 70mph bikes? Mine barely gets above 20! 🙄
December 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Wow! Where can I get one of those 70mph bikes? Mine barely gets above 20! 🙄
Wonder how difficult it would be to construct a floating trebuchet.......
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Wonder how difficult it would be to construct a floating trebuchet.......
Rules for thee, but not for me
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Rules for thee, but not for me
I'm pretty sure he and I are the same level of nervous
October 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm pretty sure he and I are the same level of nervous
Pandora has been running them too. But from what I hear, not nearly as frequent. (IDK I don't use Spotify)
Like, once or twice a week.
Like, once or twice a week.
October 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Pandora has been running them too. But from what I hear, not nearly as frequent. (IDK I don't use Spotify)
Like, once or twice a week.
Like, once or twice a week.
And you just know the dog enjoyed every second of it.
October 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
And you just know the dog enjoyed every second of it.
Hanlon's Razor.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
October 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Hanlon's Razor.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
That's some extra strength Copium right there.
October 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
That's some extra strength Copium right there.
Disasaprove: to approve that someone or something is a disaster.
October 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Disasaprove: to approve that someone or something is a disaster.