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Akumu Inari
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Kitsune Boy of your dreams.
Red Dead Redemption 2 (2018)

"We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity."

The single best Rockstar game I've ever played. Best gunplay, best characters, best soundtrack. Fantastic experience. Arthur Morgan would make a great Umamusume trainer.
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Umamusume: Cinderella Gray (2025)

"'Cap' as in Peak..."

The first of the "Absolute Cin-Uma" ratings, only for the best of the best media. This show fucking rules, the best Umamusume Media thus far, cannot wait for Season 3 with me as a horse.
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Armour of God (1986)

"If he's playing the hero, what can I do but play the villain?"

Very fun movie. Good mix of action and comedy. Fight scenes went hard, music was goofy, a great kung fu comedy.
January 24, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The Foreigner (2017)

"Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature."

John Wick with all the subtlety of Rambo. Good film.

Satisfied x2 streak
January 17, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Your baby boy is beautiful, and violent.
January 15, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Grand Theft Auto V (Ending: Deathwish):

"Surviving is winning, Franklin. Everything else is bullshit. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye.”

The American Dream sure is violent.
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM
To start, we'll play catchup:

Umamusume: Pretty Derby Season 3:

I never thought horse anime women would hook me, but season 2 got me hooked, and this season sealed the deal and my favorite uma.
January 15, 2026 at 5:03 AM
The rating scale in question, inspired by a couple others I've seen (plus one secret one):
January 15, 2026 at 5:00 AM
whatcha searching up there bud?
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The very same Killer.
April 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
me when i see those two (why aren't they fighting)
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January 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM