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@alajon.bsky.social
i'm not like a *regular* replyguy, i'm a *cool* replyguy

just a city boy...

my display name is my original invite code.
user #155,273
est. june 24, 2023
https://linktr.ee/alajon
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your favorite porn site didn't make their frontpage only creampies for 3/14 because they lack VISION
bluesky hits 41 million users
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
@natalie.sh hello just letting you know your bluesky user counter is currently not working if you're unaware. if you're aware, plz ignore.
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 AM
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social losing my mind at you calling olivia nuzzi stunning on the podcast. people don't call her handsome squidward out of love
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
groink: and that's why white genocide is real

class altogether: GROINK IS THIS TRUE?!
xAI partners with El Salvador to deploy Grok across 5,000+ public schools, reaching 1M+ students in an "AI-powered education program" over the next two years (Dara Kerr/The Guardian)

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December 12, 2025 at 8:53 AM
for the love of god stop showing me people i follow in discover. i have seen every post today from my following feed. swapping to discover shouldn't show me 80% of the same posts again
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
a refresher: if you only come on here to promote your stuff, don't be surprised you get no engagement. we don't watch tv or a streaming service that only runs ads... so don't expect us to do that for you.

and for those that can't read, i didn't say don't do that. i said don't ONLY do that
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
thanks @democrats.senate.gov for killing all hope. back to fuckeverything™️
man it just feels good to be hopeful today. it's been a year of fuckeverything™️
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 AM
man it just feels good to be hopeful today. it's been a year of fuckeverything™️
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
DECISION DESK HAS CALLED IT FOR MAMDANI
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i have turned on msnbc for the first time since bowing out. will be back to not watching after tonight's results are called. not sure it this counts as coming back.
Anecdote isn't data but I know a ton of people (who obv know I'm in media) and just switched off CNN/MSNBC bc they don't want to hear and see him. They'll be back when the Virginia gov race heats up in 9 months.
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
bluesky hits 40 million on october 31st

charted every 1m milestone's date from @jazco.dev announcements and articles/searching for multiple people posting about the same milestone on the same day for those jaz did not post about. as you can see, most of the growth happened sep '24 to april '25
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
the greatest baseball playoff choker didn't choke?
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
putting off appointment (re/)scheduling because i hate having to deal with people over the phone... do 2 today.

first one, i get transferred around for 15 mins and the final result is they'll call me back.

second one, no matter how many times i explained myself, the person didn't seem to get it 😩
October 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
doing my part 🫡
October 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
i was cleaning my gun on campus at uvu and had an accidental discharge. scared to tell anyone.
September 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
kawhi leonard fucks around
@pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social
September 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
ah the old off the roof or though the window meeting
* PUTIN: READY TO MEET ZELENSKIY

* PUTIN: LET ZELENSKIY COME TO MOSCOW AND THE MEETING WILL HAPPEN

@reuters.com
September 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
out: sleep tight. don't let the bedbugs bite
in:
everyone get some rest so we can have energy for tomorrow’s horrors
September 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
NEVER GROW UP
NEVER SURRENDER
Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
September 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
we might have less nazis than twitter but we're filled to the brim with insufferable weirdos. the comments under her post are filled with these types:
August 22, 2025 at 11:12 AM
semi spoiler ish for the prime show 'countdown':

not sure i remember a show ending a plot line after 9.5 episodes and starting a new one with 3.5 left. feels like it's gonna be rushed but hope i'm wrong
August 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
maybe because they're just unelected superpoliticians
August 9, 2025 at 8:23 AM
says the man who made less money than his wife his whole career, didn't listen to her when she asked him to quit several times, and lost his family.
"I think part of being a great father is being a great example of doing what it takes to take care of your family. I chose to do it by playing football."
Tom Brady questions Scottie Scheffler prioritizing family over golf
Scottie Scheffler recently admitted family is his priority, even more than golf, and Tom Brady wants to know why?
dlvr.it
August 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM