Alakadoof
@alakadoof.bsky.social
Hey, this isn't that bird place.
I had to look this up, and it still doesn't feel right. Goddamn.
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I had to look this up, and it still doesn't feel right. Goddamn.
Reposted by Alakadoof
The Internet was never perfect but it used to be usable, functional. I know how we got here and I want the old Internet back. I want forums back. I want personal sites. I want stuff not written by a machine. I just want shit to work again.
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Internet was never perfect but it used to be usable, functional. I know how we got here and I want the old Internet back. I want forums back. I want personal sites. I want stuff not written by a machine. I just want shit to work again.
This was my white whale for seven+ years when it was out of stock, and I was so hyped when I could finally grab it.
mudron.bigcartel.com/product/map-...
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NES Hyrule Map (Overworld)
Celebrate the 25th anniversary of The Legend of Zelda with this ancient map of Hyrule (as seen in the NES/Famicom Zelda games), complete with...
mudron.bigcartel.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This was my white whale for seven+ years when it was out of stock, and I was so hyped when I could finally grab it.
mudron.bigcartel.com/product/map-...
mudron.bigcartel.com/product/map-...
Further evidence that the "he's just like me!" folks are talking about one specific thing.
(That thing is bigotry.)
(That thing is bigotry.)
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Further evidence that the "he's just like me!" folks are talking about one specific thing.
(That thing is bigotry.)
(That thing is bigotry.)
Even better, I remember my dreams maybe 5% of the time, but a weird alternative version of Dondoran where all the buildings were rotated, and it had an entrance to the Blue Cave? Sure, spend some brain storage on that thing.
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Even better, I remember my dreams maybe 5% of the time, but a weird alternative version of Dondoran where all the buildings were rotated, and it had an entrance to the Blue Cave? Sure, spend some brain storage on that thing.
It's like a local version of this:
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's like a local version of this:
That's nothing!
Two more days and you'll have a real nice streak going on though.
Two more days and you'll have a real nice streak going on though.
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
That's nothing!
Two more days and you'll have a real nice streak going on though.
Two more days and you'll have a real nice streak going on though.
Brian went to the School of Staff Bonks.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Brian went to the School of Staff Bonks.
Oh thank fuck I'll be able to play the NES Mario games without having to swap controls for the whole system.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Oh thank fuck I'll be able to play the NES Mario games without having to swap controls for the whole system.
We lose money with every cup sold, but we'll make up for it in volume!
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
We lose money with every cup sold, but we'll make up for it in volume!
I mean technically your post was the inspiration for making it.
...And yes, only weird old folks like you and I probably get it at this point but it doesn't need a large audience!
...And yes, only weird old folks like you and I probably get it at this point but it doesn't need a large audience!
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I mean technically your post was the inspiration for making it.
...And yes, only weird old folks like you and I probably get it at this point but it doesn't need a large audience!
...And yes, only weird old folks like you and I probably get it at this point but it doesn't need a large audience!
The few years of having not dial-up while that was not a given was simply majestic. Everything was *so* fast.
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The few years of having not dial-up while that was not a given was simply majestic. Everything was *so* fast.
I'm a grown-ass married mid-thirties man with a house and damnit, the Billy bookshelf does its job well. No regrets.
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I'm a grown-ass married mid-thirties man with a house and damnit, the Billy bookshelf does its job well. No regrets.
Corn maze randomizers are about hit the mainstream!
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Corn maze randomizers are about hit the mainstream!
I bet he had Game Mode off, as well.
November 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I bet he had Game Mode off, as well.
I remember one that was just six Mewtwo, lol. Hard to lose with that team!
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I remember one that was just six Mewtwo, lol. Hard to lose with that team!
A good meme to not include Brian on.
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
A good meme to not include Brian on.
Looks like a great place to practice Macheticine!
November 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Looks like a great place to practice Macheticine!
The camera shift actually shows you what direction you were facing before the random encounter!
I wish it was better told to you, but ultimately it's actually a surprisingly player-friendly design feature.
I wish it was better told to you, but ultimately it's actually a surprisingly player-friendly design feature.
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The camera shift actually shows you what direction you were facing before the random encounter!
I wish it was better told to you, but ultimately it's actually a surprisingly player-friendly design feature.
I wish it was better told to you, but ultimately it's actually a surprisingly player-friendly design feature.
October 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM