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Jake 🇺🇸
@alamojake.bsky.social
People don’t think it be like it is, but it do.
Finishing move: Daah eet daaahh eeet trill to the face
June 23, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Bro but do you remember waking up randomly in the middle of the night and finding some documentary playing on the TV in our dorm about a guy who jumped out of a weather balloon from the atmosphere?
June 20, 2023 at 2:37 PM
We out here ✊🏾
June 20, 2023 at 2:34 PM
Reposted by Jake 🇺🇸
June 7, 2023 at 12:24 AM
I laughed hard at this. “The size of fetterman.” LMAO
June 7, 2023 at 1:00 AM
He’s got a dip in, not a fat one though.
June 2, 2023 at 2:50 AM
It only continues to confirm my belief that I should cease posting any pics of my kids on social media.
June 2, 2023 at 2:22 AM
Still waters run deep
May 27, 2023 at 1:32 PM
Need my weather forecasts, lol.
May 22, 2023 at 7:04 PM
May 22, 2023 at 2:46 AM
“They got some big ole women in San Antonio”

- Charles Barkley
May 22, 2023 at 12:09 AM
Tires. Passenger tires, light truck, highway tread, 10-ply, etc.
May 22, 2023 at 12:08 AM
May 20, 2023 at 3:15 AM
I seent it.
May 18, 2023 at 2:58 AM