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Alan D Alien
@alan-d-alien.bsky.social
Geostationary over the UK
Forever mystified by the human urge to own far more than one could ever use
Reposted by Alan D Alien
I would’ve gladly voted for the Starmer from Starmer’s leadership pledges, but I’ll not vote for the Starmer who’s spewing racist rhetoric, enthusiastically supporting genocide and carrying on tory austerity.
December 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Aah, so *this* is scadenfreude! 😂
December 27, 2025 at 9:12 AM
People using 'of' instead of 'have - e.g. "they should of paid attention at school"
Makes my brain melt every time
a man in a striped shirt and tie is making a funny face and saying `` omg , the horror ! ''
ALT: a man in a striped shirt and tie is making a funny face and saying `` omg , the horror ! ''
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It's a shame you've posted this without context and others are piling on. Quite unlike you.
This was a joke she made in a speech thanking civil service staff for their hard work in 2025.
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.
a man stands in front of a house while an ufo flies overhead
ALT: a man stands in front of a house while an ufo flies overhead
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
And of course don't forget the death penalty for anyone wearing clothes of mixed fibres (Leviticus 19:19).
Polycotton shirts anyone?
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If you lose your job, have a disability or have a SEND child good luck getting help from this #BlueLabour govt
Jim Ratcliffe, owner of Ineos and Man Utd, resident of Monaco (est tax saving £4Billion) who is worth over £17Billion has just received £120,000,000 of your taxes.
Who are the scroungers?
Keir Starmer just turned a multi-billionaire into one of Britain's biggest benefit claimants
Starmer gave a £120m handout to Jim Ratcliffe, owner of Manchester United and Ineos - will the DWP investigate? Are the tabloids hysterical?
www.thecanary.co
December 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM