Alan Hart
@alan-hart.bsky.social
33 | 18+ | NSFW | MA
An interpretive embrace of sensual embodiment.
An interpretive embrace of sensual embodiment.
Migraine / tension headache / tooth ache / occipital neuralgia or whatever is mostly gone, just having some after shocks...but my new robe came in and the fleece texture is amazing and yes this will be worn pretty much whenever I'm home this winter
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Migraine / tension headache / tooth ache / occipital neuralgia or whatever is mostly gone, just having some after shocks...but my new robe came in and the fleece texture is amazing and yes this will be worn pretty much whenever I'm home this winter
Bloop 24+ hrs in bed due to muscle tension (or something) that runs from my left shoulder to my ear to the top of my head in waves of sharp pain every 30sec - 2min 😮💨
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Bloop 24+ hrs in bed due to muscle tension (or something) that runs from my left shoulder to my ear to the top of my head in waves of sharp pain every 30sec - 2min 😮💨
No jump scare quite like being 45min into a binaural beat session and then the headphone voice pops in to "goodbye"
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
No jump scare quite like being 45min into a binaural beat session and then the headphone voice pops in to "goodbye"
Wait, whatever happened to the NE serial killer this year?
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Wait, whatever happened to the NE serial killer this year?
This alcohol to seltzer pipeline is insane bc wdym I'm waiting for a store to open at 6:30am so that I can get flavored seltzer ?
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
This alcohol to seltzer pipeline is insane bc wdym I'm waiting for a store to open at 6:30am so that I can get flavored seltzer ?
Sometimes you need just a little release.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Sometimes you need just a little release.
Grrrruf! I have work to do but I'm feeling feral.
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Grrrruf! I have work to do but I'm feeling feral.
But I don't want to go to work...
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
But I don't want to go to work...
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Post an old dick pic
2019
2019
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Post an old dick pic
2019
2019
Post an old dick pic.
2019
2019
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Post an old dick pic.
2019
2019
Otherwise, listening to my favorite low-light coded narrative podcast, The Phenomenon. pca.st/podcast/8d98...
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Otherwise, listening to my favorite low-light coded narrative podcast, The Phenomenon. pca.st/podcast/8d98...
Let's fight the winter blues by crawling back to bed together; I'll bring cookies.
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Let's fight the winter blues by crawling back to bed together; I'll bring cookies.
Hope you all enjoyed your federal holiday, I know I did!
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hope you all enjoyed your federal holiday, I know I did!
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread
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November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread
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November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Haven't gotten off all week and so hard this morning.
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Haven't gotten off all week and so hard this morning.
Very kind of @hellahomosexual.bsky.social to cage and collar me this evening.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Very kind of @hellahomosexual.bsky.social to cage and collar me this evening.
Reposted by Alan Hart
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM