Alan
@alan.cool
B2B tech PR person. "liquidindian" elsewhere. (he/him)
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In a beer hall. They just serve you beer until you explicitly tell them to stop with a coaster on your glass. Lethal.
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
In a beer hall. They just serve you beer until you explicitly tell them to stop with a coaster on your glass. Lethal.
There are all kinds of falling elephant statues and memorabilia.
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
There are all kinds of falling elephant statues and memorabilia.
We are on a suspended tram! It's famous because an elephant once fell out of it. (It survived, don't worry)
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
We are on a suspended tram! It's famous because an elephant once fell out of it. (It survived, don't worry)
Ninety Euros, unfortunately, otherwise I would own this.
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ninety Euros, unfortunately, otherwise I would own this.
Watching the Dutch version of Bake Off and I can only assume that rather than baking-themed innuendoes they're all being brutally explicit.
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Watching the Dutch version of Bake Off and I can only assume that rather than baking-themed innuendoes they're all being brutally explicit.
Proper takoyaki at a place called Shintako.
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Proper takoyaki at a place called Shintako.
You just need access to room like this. You may have to defeat a clawed villain with kung fu first. Call it an extra security layer.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
You just need access to room like this. You may have to defeat a clawed villain with kung fu first. Call it an extra security layer.
An interesting choice in Chester Market where you can enjoy a nice burrito and an informative slideshow on the causes of the cholera epidemic.
October 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
An interesting choice in Chester Market where you can enjoy a nice burrito and an informative slideshow on the causes of the cholera epidemic.
I need to buy new vacuum cleaner bags and I'm excited about how they're going to change my life.
September 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I need to buy new vacuum cleaner bags and I'm excited about how they're going to change my life.
But during the 1991 MTV Unplugged, Michael admitted that he had to go and look the words up "on a computer".
September 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
But during the 1991 MTV Unplugged, Michael admitted that he had to go and look the words up "on a computer".
Flamme Rouge! Not a video game but still.
August 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Flamme Rouge! Not a video game but still.
I bet they don't get this painting-flags-on-roundabouts nonsense in Turkmenistan. Actually maybe it's for reasons other than a complicated flag, now I think about it.
August 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I bet they don't get this painting-flags-on-roundabouts nonsense in Turkmenistan. Actually maybe it's for reasons other than a complicated flag, now I think about it.
It's a nice thing to see on leaving the station. The big billboard right next to it, not so much.
August 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It's a nice thing to see on leaving the station. The big billboard right next to it, not so much.
The Monday Night Football presenting team have displeased the giant child who commands them. They will be punished.
August 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The Monday Night Football presenting team have displeased the giant child who commands them. They will be punished.