Alan9z
@alan9z.bsky.social
Well and truly old enough to know better, but I don’t let that stop me.
Salford based, yes it’s Greater Manchester, no, it’s not Manchester.
Salford based, yes it’s Greater Manchester, no, it’s not Manchester.
A great night is being had!
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
A great night is being had!
The face of a man who’s waiting for the supermarket to open before he can do his mums shop and then drive in the opposite direction to work to drop it off. 🙄
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 AM
The face of a man who’s waiting for the supermarket to open before he can do his mums shop and then drive in the opposite direction to work to drop it off. 🙄
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Tower Bridge, August 2015… somewhat less grey haired than I am today.
Tower Bridge, August 2015… somewhat less grey haired than I am today.
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Tower Bridge, August 2015… somewhat less grey haired than I am today.
Tower Bridge, August 2015… somewhat less grey haired than I am today.
When we socialised it was fun!
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
When we socialised it was fun!
Mumbai by night.
Allegedly, the lake is crocodile 🐊 infested.
Allegedly, the lake is crocodile 🐊 infested.
November 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Mumbai by night.
Allegedly, the lake is crocodile 🐊 infested.
Allegedly, the lake is crocodile 🐊 infested.
Heading out to a fancy Mumbai restaurant this evening, just waiting on my workmates to get their acts together and we can leave the hotel.
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Heading out to a fancy Mumbai restaurant this evening, just waiting on my workmates to get their acts together and we can leave the hotel.
I’m off for drinks and food before heading to the theatre.
I’m hoping this is going to make me laugh, but I think it may also make me cry a little.
I’m hoping this is going to make me laugh, but I think it may also make me cry a little.
October 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’m off for drinks and food before heading to the theatre.
I’m hoping this is going to make me laugh, but I think it may also make me cry a little.
I’m hoping this is going to make me laugh, but I think it may also make me cry a little.
Just wandering around Castlefield, waiting for Will, before we head to see MARINA ABRAMOVIĆ: BALKAN EROTIC EPIC.
It’s my early birthday gift to him, and I’ve no idea what I’m letting myself in for:
18+ only.
This production contains full nudity and graphic sexual scenes, including simulated acts.
It’s my early birthday gift to him, and I’ve no idea what I’m letting myself in for:
18+ only.
This production contains full nudity and graphic sexual scenes, including simulated acts.
October 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Just wandering around Castlefield, waiting for Will, before we head to see MARINA ABRAMOVIĆ: BALKAN EROTIC EPIC.
It’s my early birthday gift to him, and I’ve no idea what I’m letting myself in for:
18+ only.
This production contains full nudity and graphic sexual scenes, including simulated acts.
It’s my early birthday gift to him, and I’ve no idea what I’m letting myself in for:
18+ only.
This production contains full nudity and graphic sexual scenes, including simulated acts.
Just strolled around Albert Sq. it’s very close to fencing coming down and reopening.
It’s looking really good.
The grapevine tells me that the scaffolding won’t be down from the Town Hall until next year, but the sq. will open next week ready for the Christmas Markets install the week after.
It’s looking really good.
The grapevine tells me that the scaffolding won’t be down from the Town Hall until next year, but the sq. will open next week ready for the Christmas Markets install the week after.
October 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Just strolled around Albert Sq. it’s very close to fencing coming down and reopening.
It’s looking really good.
The grapevine tells me that the scaffolding won’t be down from the Town Hall until next year, but the sq. will open next week ready for the Christmas Markets install the week after.
It’s looking really good.
The grapevine tells me that the scaffolding won’t be down from the Town Hall until next year, but the sq. will open next week ready for the Christmas Markets install the week after.
Heading out for lunch with a friend now.
Violet doesn’t want me to go!
Violet doesn’t want me to go!
October 13, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Heading out for lunch with a friend now.
Violet doesn’t want me to go!
Violet doesn’t want me to go!
Jade was great last night!
October 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Jade was great last night!
Tonight was a good night full of dancing, including on the bar in New York New York… again! 🤣
October 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Tonight was a good night full of dancing, including on the bar in New York New York… again! 🤣
A friend has just pointed out it’s World Mental Health Day, and shared this image.
My mental heath is fine, but I really needed to read this today.
My mental heath is fine, but I really needed to read this today.
October 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
A friend has just pointed out it’s World Mental Health Day, and shared this image.
My mental heath is fine, but I really needed to read this today.
My mental heath is fine, but I really needed to read this today.
Post the most recent photo of you in your camera roll
September 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Post the most recent photo of you in your camera roll
Story in the news about a Dr leaving the operating theatre to go and have sex.
EIGHT minutes!
EIGHT minutes!
September 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Story in the news about a Dr leaving the operating theatre to go and have sex.
EIGHT minutes!
EIGHT minutes!
We did ‘Flight’ and it was really good, totally messed with the senses, in a good way.
September 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We did ‘Flight’ and it was really good, totally messed with the senses, in a good way.
I went out at 3pm on Saturday afternoon.
It’s 6.16 on Sunday morning, I’m in an Uber on my way home.
It’s 6.16 on Sunday morning, I’m in an Uber on my way home.
September 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I went out at 3pm on Saturday afternoon.
It’s 6.16 on Sunday morning, I’m in an Uber on my way home.
It’s 6.16 on Sunday morning, I’m in an Uber on my way home.
I don’t often post a photo of me, but here ya go…
September 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I don’t often post a photo of me, but here ya go…
It’s delivering so far.
August 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It’s delivering so far.
August 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’ve no idea what I’m about to watch; but almost every gay in Salford and the sounding areas is here.
August 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’ve no idea what I’m about to watch; but almost every gay in Salford and the sounding areas is here.
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet.
Violet, Ethel & Debbie.
Violet, Ethel & Debbie.
August 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet.
Violet, Ethel & Debbie.
Violet, Ethel & Debbie.
Just walked to the shop for a loaf.
The unplanned vodka in the pub across the road is going down too easily. 🤣
Cheers!
The unplanned vodka in the pub across the road is going down too easily. 🤣
Cheers!
August 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just walked to the shop for a loaf.
The unplanned vodka in the pub across the road is going down too easily. 🤣
Cheers!
The unplanned vodka in the pub across the road is going down too easily. 🤣
Cheers!
Website another one tonight.
Again, I’ve never seen it, but really enjoyed.
I so should have been an adult in the US in the 70’s.
Again, I’ve never seen it, but really enjoyed.
I so should have been an adult in the US in the 70’s.
August 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Website another one tonight.
Again, I’ve never seen it, but really enjoyed.
I so should have been an adult in the US in the 70’s.
Again, I’ve never seen it, but really enjoyed.
I so should have been an adult in the US in the 70’s.