Alana B. Sedated
@alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
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🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 Pro theatre kid. Occasional stand-up comic. PNW regional vice-chair of Antifa™. Future refugee (if I'm lucky). ☠️ NO AI. FOR ANYTHING. EVER. YOU LAZY FUCKS. ☠️ Thoughts are mine and do not necessarily reflect any orgs I work with.
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alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
Its not Ben. Its Ari Shapiro from NPR news.
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
Same, David. Same.
scumbelievable.bsky.social
I don't like him personally, but David Simon on AI is the final word on the subject.
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
You don't say...
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premthakker.bsky.social
From Donald Trump's Roundtable on Antifa just now —
"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."
— special guest Jack Posobiec
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
So we can expect horrifying footage of drone strikes on sticker-clad Hondas driving down I-90?
premthakker.bsky.social
My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
How are high school civics teachers approaching this moment? I'm genuinely curious.
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
Bucking tradition is having ham instead of turkey for a family holiday meal. This is a five-alarm fire. This is treason. This is mask-off fascism.
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
I don't want to doxx myself, but I can guarantee that pretty much everyone in Westernized culture has seen my work.
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
I was sort of joking. I had no problem stealing when it was a mouthpiece for the Cowles family. Things have gotten better recently. You've been a big part of that. Good journalism is worth paying for.
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
Takeaway #1: they're seeking a 10-year lease. That's pretty damn optimistic of them. Let's make sure they're forced to break it.
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
Their paywall isn't hard to circumvent. I mean, yes, you need to subscribe!
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
I don't doubt you, but where did you hear this?
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
Ours was spongy, but it didn't have the tang that real injera has.
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
I need a chart to figure all of this out, but I fear it'll look like this:
The Pepe Silvia meme from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Charlie, wearing a light blue ahort-sleeve dress shirt, a brown striped tie, and khakis, gestures wild-eyed with a cigarette in his hand standing in front of a bulletin board. The board is a jumbled mess,  covered with pinned up papers, photos, red string linking various items, and the name "Pepe Silvia" spray-painted in black over the top of it.
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
Did you make your own injera? My ex and I tried a couple of times, but it never came out quite right. Can you even find teff flour in Spokane?
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
Yeah. Backups are important. My method is to create separate partitions for /, /home, and /etc, as well as a catchall called /data. This way, if I need to nuke the OS, I can do it without losing practically anything. Just make sure you don't make any of them too small.
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
And Mint is about as cozy as it gets. It's the distro I installed on my septuagenarian mother's laptop.
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
When I do have to get under the hood (exceedingly rare these days), there's no shortage of good documentation out there.
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
You'll be fine. If I wasn't tied to industry standard CAD software, I would have switched to 100% Linux 20 years ago. I spend 99.9 percent of my time interfacing with my computer just like everybody else does: pointing and clicking.
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
IDGAF about the irony. Maybe just let it lie. Some jokes aren't worth telling.
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
If you're mocking these soldiers for their size instead of their blatant ignorance of gun safety basics, you're also putting down every fat person who sees this. We see you, and we question your commitment to a just and equitable society.
wesleymorgan.bsky.social
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
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sesmith.lol
My transgender bathroom agenda is giving Gavin Newsom the biggest swirly of his life.
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
Fuck yeah. This is a patriot.
sabrinarina.bsky.social
Oregon National Guard Adjutant General, General Gronewold says if they are federalized, that he will advise the Title 10 commander to utilize National Guard Troops to PROTECT protesters at ICE facilities. This is the right answer.
alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
The agency we've taken over our own lives frightens them.
slimecloud.bsky.social
The problem y'all have with trans people is not anything we do or say because we do and say wonderful things all the time.

The problem you have with trans people is we remind you that you could be living a better life and you aren't.