Alana Halper
@alanahalper.bsky.social
Childless cat-lady, Aunt, general harasser of anesthesiologists, yarn-craft person
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Banner is the painting "Two Earthlings" by John Brosio
Profile picture is a round cactus.
she/her
Banner is the painting "Two Earthlings" by John Brosio
Profile picture is a round cactus.
Reposted by Alana Halper
Sorry, but rape is something working class men also do. I know people have spent about a decade trying to delegitimize any analysis of women as an oppressed class, but reality can't be mooted for the sake of trends.
February 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Sorry, but rape is something working class men also do. I know people have spent about a decade trying to delegitimize any analysis of women as an oppressed class, but reality can't be mooted for the sake of trends.
She started down the transphobia pipeline like 7ish? years ago and having experienced JK Rowling, I read the signs and dipped
February 4, 2026 at 6:58 AM
She started down the transphobia pipeline like 7ish? years ago and having experienced JK Rowling, I read the signs and dipped
I couldn't see, I couldn't pull over. I have no idea how I managed to stay in my lane but a combination of me slowing down and turning my windshield wipers on managed to get 90% of the ice off my car.
Went from a full panic to everything is fine in about 10 seconds.
Went from a full panic to everything is fine in about 10 seconds.
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I couldn't see, I couldn't pull over. I have no idea how I managed to stay in my lane but a combination of me slowing down and turning my windshield wipers on managed to get 90% of the ice off my car.
Went from a full panic to everything is fine in about 10 seconds.
Went from a full panic to everything is fine in about 10 seconds.
Happened about a month ago. I was driving down a highway where it narrowed so there weren't any shoulders so you had absolutely no wiggle room.
A camper van came into my lane in front of me and dislodged a literal wall of ice from the top of itself and most of it landed on my windshield.
A camper van came into my lane in front of me and dislodged a literal wall of ice from the top of itself and most of it landed on my windshield.
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Happened about a month ago. I was driving down a highway where it narrowed so there weren't any shoulders so you had absolutely no wiggle room.
A camper van came into my lane in front of me and dislodged a literal wall of ice from the top of itself and most of it landed on my windshield.
A camper van came into my lane in front of me and dislodged a literal wall of ice from the top of itself and most of it landed on my windshield.
We had animal abuse laws before we ever had child abuse laws.
February 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
We had animal abuse laws before we ever had child abuse laws.
A cold treat is a warm treat when it's -20 outside.
January 23, 2026 at 1:22 PM
A cold treat is a warm treat when it's -20 outside.