@alanahnichole.bsky.social
I need some denim mules and a cow print sneaker and that’s it lol
May 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I need some denim mules and a cow print sneaker and that’s it lol
I’ve never been to a concert or festival and swayed back and forth with a man while he holds me from behind — and I’ve been to a lot of festivals. I gotta do that.
May 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I’ve never been to a concert or festival and swayed back and forth with a man while he holds me from behind — and I’ve been to a lot of festivals. I gotta do that.
I really could be ducked off with somebody son but I hate breakups lol they be tearing my ass up 😭
May 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I really could be ducked off with somebody son but I hate breakups lol they be tearing my ass up 😭
Which one of my friends is a pro with shopping @ Trader Joe’s?
May 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Which one of my friends is a pro with shopping @ Trader Joe’s?
Having to buy my own lunch after four days of fine men doing it is gonna be ghetto lol
May 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Having to buy my own lunch after four days of fine men doing it is gonna be ghetto lol
A kitten heel, mule, clog subscription box would have my money 😅😂
April 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
A kitten heel, mule, clog subscription box would have my money 😅😂
I’ve been watching South African, Nigerian and Indian films and they’re all so good. Always a dramatic twist but good and you see people of all shades and sizes, it’s nice.
April 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’ve been watching South African, Nigerian and Indian films and they’re all so good. Always a dramatic twist but good and you see people of all shades and sizes, it’s nice.
Boyfriend with an apartment building off of Northern Parkway.
April 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Boyfriend with an apartment building off of Northern Parkway.
I’m tryna be at the function pulling up my tube tops and m shorts listening to early 00’s jams — and mostly unbothered because I’m not talking to men romantically 🥹
April 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m tryna be at the function pulling up my tube tops and m shorts listening to early 00’s jams — and mostly unbothered because I’m not talking to men romantically 🥹
My kids downstairs listening to Smash Mouth, Janet Jackson, and Candy Rain by Soul for Real just means I’m doing a million things right. 🥹 needed that.
April 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My kids downstairs listening to Smash Mouth, Janet Jackson, and Candy Rain by Soul for Real just means I’m doing a million things right. 🥹 needed that.
I want some flat twists with some butterfly clips.
April 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I want some flat twists with some butterfly clips.
TJ Maxx, Marshall’s or Ross — bag shopping sounds like so much fun right now 🤎
April 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
TJ Maxx, Marshall’s or Ross — bag shopping sounds like so much fun right now 🤎
I don’t want to know where you got your dress - I want to know where you got your boyfriend 😅
April 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I don’t want to know where you got your dress - I want to know where you got your boyfriend 😅
Easter was always my mommy coaching me to say, “He is risen.” Instead of our usual phone greeting. My aunties would call, my grandmothers would call. My socks held more frill than usual and my shoes were patent leather. A material I first learned to clean with shoe polish and later with Vaseline.
April 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Easter was always my mommy coaching me to say, “He is risen.” Instead of our usual phone greeting. My aunties would call, my grandmothers would call. My socks held more frill than usual and my shoes were patent leather. A material I first learned to clean with shoe polish and later with Vaseline.
Idk — I don’t think you’re being called to a season of isolation as much as you’re being called to just be around the right people. No, like the actual right people.
April 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Idk — I don’t think you’re being called to a season of isolation as much as you’re being called to just be around the right people. No, like the actual right people.
God is trying to show you his goodness through his people.
Why was I just sitting in this IHOP trying to hide that I’m crying my eyes out, missing my mommy and this woman comes up pays for our bill and tucks a few twenties in the receipt. Her being obedient to something telling her to do that
Why was I just sitting in this IHOP trying to hide that I’m crying my eyes out, missing my mommy and this woman comes up pays for our bill and tucks a few twenties in the receipt. Her being obedient to something telling her to do that
April 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
God is trying to show you his goodness through his people.
Why was I just sitting in this IHOP trying to hide that I’m crying my eyes out, missing my mommy and this woman comes up pays for our bill and tucks a few twenties in the receipt. Her being obedient to something telling her to do that
Why was I just sitting in this IHOP trying to hide that I’m crying my eyes out, missing my mommy and this woman comes up pays for our bill and tucks a few twenties in the receipt. Her being obedient to something telling her to do that
And because I know young women follow me who haven’t done it yet. When you buy bags, don’t buy off the floor — always ask if they have any in the back that are wrapped up. You don’t want the one that everyone has been touching and you want all ur hardware wrapped and the bag in plastic ☺️
April 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
And because I know young women follow me who haven’t done it yet. When you buy bags, don’t buy off the floor — always ask if they have any in the back that are wrapped up. You don’t want the one that everyone has been touching and you want all ur hardware wrapped and the bag in plastic ☺️
Watching a man’s chain peek from out of his shirt is like a lil treat for me lol I usually know when I see what’s on the necklace itself that I got his has — cause how you so loose and close that I know you got a Buddha or ur Grandma name on ur chain 😅
April 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Watching a man’s chain peek from out of his shirt is like a lil treat for me lol I usually know when I see what’s on the necklace itself that I got his has — cause how you so loose and close that I know you got a Buddha or ur Grandma name on ur chain 😅
The sickest, wildest part is how bad I am lol how beautiful and wealthy in all the right ways. How wonderful. How enjoyable lol how funny — A man??? Should be so lucky, so blessed to even spend a day with me. Yet alone a lifetime. How soft — tuh, man lol
April 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The sickest, wildest part is how bad I am lol how beautiful and wealthy in all the right ways. How wonderful. How enjoyable lol how funny — A man??? Should be so lucky, so blessed to even spend a day with me. Yet alone a lifetime. How soft — tuh, man lol
U wanna know the truth? These men don’t be confident enough to have a fat girlfriend because they not even the leader in their friend group and they still gotta show big bro they got it and it’s sad 😅 There’s nothing like a man who be like yea I like fat bitches and what about it?!!!???
April 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
U wanna know the truth? These men don’t be confident enough to have a fat girlfriend because they not even the leader in their friend group and they still gotta show big bro they got it and it’s sad 😅 There’s nothing like a man who be like yea I like fat bitches and what about it?!!!???
then in a chain reaction event — everyone goes very public with they cute fat girlfriends —
April 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
then in a chain reaction event — everyone goes very public with they cute fat girlfriends —
I need me one of those pearls and a chain, jort wearing niggas who live on the east coast but fly to LA on business that he’s never really that clear about — but like is obsessed and confident in having a fat girlfriend 😭 like I’m sitting on his lap on IG photos and everyone is just like yea…
April 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I need me one of those pearls and a chain, jort wearing niggas who live on the east coast but fly to LA on business that he’s never really that clear about — but like is obsessed and confident in having a fat girlfriend 😭 like I’m sitting on his lap on IG photos and everyone is just like yea…
and the softest, biggest leg award goes to….
April 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
and the softest, biggest leg award goes to….
Photographers who don’t have photos of people with different body types, skin textures, shades or identities <<<
April 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Photographers who don’t have photos of people with different body types, skin textures, shades or identities <<<
Goyard tote bags look so cheap to me.
April 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Goyard tote bags look so cheap to me.