Like “breaking weather forecasting” was really beyond my imagination for how this would go

The weather app just straight up doesn’t work anymore. It is always wrong

Theyre already doing it in Brooklyn, it’s actually not bad! You use your phone to order before the movie starts. After it starts if you want to order you do it the old way with paper.

this tweet is very important to me

it’s an outward reflection of their bad taste and poor judgment and eagerness to assimilate with the other fascists. we should make fun of them whenever we see them.

We dug coal together (sobs)