Alan Blank
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Alan Blank
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I’m a Holmsian, a Trekkie and still suffer with Beatlemania. And I’m an unsuccessful author!
Go wild. Go put on another bean.
January 18, 2026 at 7:27 PM
You wouldn’t dare.
January 17, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Right back atcha.
January 13, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Sundays too
January 11, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Mrs Brown’s Boys
January 11, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Call me Ishmael.
January 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Some of his finest work.
January 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Agree
January 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
“Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?”
“To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.”
“The dog did nothing in the night-time.”
“That was the curious incident,” remarked Sherlock Holmes.

Silver Blaze
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Maybe a Marx brothers movie might explain it.
January 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Feel better.
January 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Think I’ll pass.
January 4, 2026 at 8:42 AM
The answer is Beatles. Always Beatles.
January 4, 2026 at 8:34 AM
ADHD
January 4, 2026 at 2:00 AM
“Wish I didn’t know now what I didn’t know then.”
Against the Wind
Bob Seger
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
And proudly too.
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Johnny Don’t Do It
Donna
Two of my favorites from the album.
December 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Nightly.
December 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Welcome!
December 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
He would pass a polygraph because he actually believes all his lies are true.
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey - Beatles
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
A fun song!
December 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I didn’t catch on until 1974. And back then I thought where have I been these last three years.
December 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Then my share should be about a million or two, right?
December 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’m no Trump fan to be sure, but in fairness regarding #3, he did say when you’re famous they let you do it. Hardly a defense.
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM