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Trumpeter against Trump
genus/species: Actuarius Trumpetus
genus/species: Actuarius Trumpetus
And he went with a QUACK and a waddle and a QUACK
And a very unhappy tear
And a very unhappy tear
December 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
And he went with a QUACK and a waddle and a QUACK
And a very unhappy tear
And a very unhappy tear
Donald Trump <> Stuart Smalley
December 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Donald Trump <> Stuart Smalley
Do they have a cheer for the Methletes? #MathTeam #Mathamphetamine
December 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Do they have a cheer for the Methletes? #MathTeam #Mathamphetamine
They met in school, on the meth team.
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
They met in school, on the meth team.
I'm dreaming of a White Chrismas?
December 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm dreaming of a White Chrismas?
What do you call Donald dressed up in costume?
Insanity Claus
Insanity Claus
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
What do you call Donald dressed up in costume?
Insanity Claus
Insanity Claus
But they have a nut to crack.
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
But they have a nut to crack.
Regardless, time marches on.
December 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Regardless, time marches on.
You're being jejune.
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You're being jejune.
I forgot to mention that you're a cut above the rest.
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I forgot to mention that you're a cut above the rest.
He should take a stand? Tell that to Governor Abbott!
December 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
He should take a stand? Tell that to Governor Abbott!
It's not your posture; it's your grammar.
December 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It's not your posture; it's your grammar.
What does Ainsley think of his performance?
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
What does Ainsley think of his performance?
Yes, we are a shithole country.
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Yes, we are a shithole country.
I meant lobbed, and was referring to what might happen if the other roughly half of the population kept their parts uncrossed.
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I meant lobbed, and was referring to what might happen if the other roughly half of the population kept their parts uncrossed.
Nobody riffed off of the softball you robbed here. Bueller? BYOOLER!!!
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Nobody riffed off of the softball you robbed here. Bueller? BYOOLER!!!
You're making a mountain out of a mohel.
December 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
You're making a mountain out of a mohel.
Handel is decomposing now. He won't be Bach!
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Handel is decomposing now. He won't be Bach!
Did you shoot the serif?
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Did you shoot the serif?
He may walk like a duck, and he definitely talks like a duck, so yes!
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
He may walk like a duck, and he definitely talks like a duck, so yes!
The issue with the Dem brand, and more importantly, restoring institutions previously taken for granted, is a waaaay bigger issue. Not many seem to get it. Pete Buttigieg is one of the few who does.
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The issue with the Dem brand, and more importantly, restoring institutions previously taken for granted, is a waaaay bigger issue. Not many seem to get it. Pete Buttigieg is one of the few who does.