AlanC 💙🟨
@alanc1.bsky.social
Progressive Democrat. (he/him) 💙🟨
Atheist
Phoenician
Love warm weather and palm trees
Music fan
Atheist
Phoenician
Love warm weather and palm trees
Music fan
A couple cyclists who ride on the sidewalk play music rather than ding a bell.
I give them some credit for innovation.
I give them some credit for innovation.
February 6, 2026 at 2:23 PM
A couple cyclists who ride on the sidewalk play music rather than ding a bell.
I give them some credit for innovation.
I give them some credit for innovation.
"The Executive is fully within Constitutional rights to ignore it"
Right.
You're so full of shit.
Right.
You're so full of shit.
February 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
"The Executive is fully within Constitutional rights to ignore it"
Right.
You're so full of shit.
Right.
You're so full of shit.
"Three guys get everything" doesn't seem sustainable.
February 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"Three guys get everything" doesn't seem sustainable.
Best post in this thread. ✅
I’m constantly asking why didn’t god save them? Why did god let them die?
I’m constantly asking why didn’t god save them? Why did god let them die?
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Best post in this thread. ✅
I’m constantly asking why didn’t god save them? Why did god let them die?
I’m constantly asking why didn’t god save them? Why did god let them die?
Check this out. I'm using the Windows 11 Pro Insider Preview and even with the battery percentage toggled off you get a nice battery icon.
February 5, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Check this out. I'm using the Windows 11 Pro Insider Preview and even with the battery percentage toggled off you get a nice battery icon.
Rather than drugs, do this: 🟪🟨
(unsolicited advice because you're more than just a broadcast of entertaining posts)
(unsolicited advice because you're more than just a broadcast of entertaining posts)
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Rather than drugs, do this: 🟪🟨
(unsolicited advice because you're more than just a broadcast of entertaining posts)
(unsolicited advice because you're more than just a broadcast of entertaining posts)
February 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
It has good parts and boring parts.
80/20 is a good rule of thumb for a good movie.
80/20 is a good rule of thumb for a good movie.
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
It has good parts and boring parts.
80/20 is a good rule of thumb for a good movie.
80/20 is a good rule of thumb for a good movie.
The middle section is a video screen that plays pixelated porn clips on a loop.
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
The middle section is a video screen that plays pixelated porn clips on a loop.
I'm always glad when they're not smoking.
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I'm always glad when they're not smoking.
Look for a DHT blocker serum that you rub directly on your head and your hair will start growing back. It works.
February 5, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look for a DHT blocker serum that you rub directly on your head and your hair will start growing back. It works.
The last two sentences were written by a third grader.
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 AM
The last two sentences were written by a third grader.
These billionaires (especially Gates) didn't have girlfriends when they were in high school.
February 5, 2026 at 4:52 AM
These billionaires (especially Gates) didn't have girlfriends when they were in high school.
The main thing is that we want Trump to know lots of people think he shits himself on TV semi-regularly.
February 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The main thing is that we want Trump to know lots of people think he shits himself on TV semi-regularly.
I'm not a gamer at all, and it's beautiful! 🩷
February 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I'm not a gamer at all, and it's beautiful! 🩷
Those followers have balls of steel.
February 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Those followers have balls of steel.
Similar: There's a trans man that works at the gym and when I see him at the desk I always say "hey man!" and when he checks me in I say "thanks man!"
I want him to know he's in the bro club.
I want him to know he's in the bro club.
February 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Similar: There's a trans man that works at the gym and when I see him at the desk I always say "hey man!" and when he checks me in I say "thanks man!"
I want him to know he's in the bro club.
I want him to know he's in the bro club.
It’s also lucky that you all work at the same place. ✅
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 AM
It’s also lucky that you all work at the same place. ✅
She’s not claiming that she’s in possession of them.
February 3, 2026 at 7:27 AM
She’s not claiming that she’s in possession of them.
I launched Claude and after it responded one time it said I had to pay for it from that point forward.
Bye Claude. Forever.
Bye Claude. Forever.
February 3, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I launched Claude and after it responded one time it said I had to pay for it from that point forward.
Bye Claude. Forever.
Bye Claude. Forever.
I love this post!
It's selfless and generous and quite touching indeed.
💖
It's selfless and generous and quite touching indeed.
💖
February 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I love this post!
It's selfless and generous and quite touching indeed.
💖
It's selfless and generous and quite touching indeed.
💖