Alan Cernobite
@alancerny.bsky.social
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Writer - @vitalthrills.com and thecryingdad.com, co-host of the @matineeheroes.bsky.social podcast, and Rotten Tomatoes credited reviewer. Steven Spielberg biased. Love to write about and talk about movies. All posts earnest with a hint of sarcasm. He/him.
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alancerny.bsky.social
Haha I just watched this trailer too.
alancerny.bsky.social
John Cena is doing next-level work in PEACEMAKER Season 2. I have pacing issues with this season (takes too long to get to where it needs to be), but no joke, Cena may be delivering one of the greatest superhero performances ever. He’s putting that character through some serious acting moments.
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realgdt.bsky.social
Was completely on purpose
juliansingleton.bsky.social
Threw on the new Criterion of NIGHTMARE ALLEY 2021 and forgot that the reappearance of Richard Jenkins and Mary Steenburgen makes this the Catalina Wine Mixer of Guillermo Del Toro's oeuvre.
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crobertcargill.bsky.social
There’s an interview going around about AI, so before there are any questions, let me state unequivocally that BLACK PHONE 2 is 100% organic. AI was not used at any stage of the filmmaking from idea generation, research, look books, writing, onscreen images - anything. We’re old school and love it.
alancerny.bsky.social
I can't wait to play it. But I have to put it off for a bit because nothing will get done once I get it and life keeps throwing crap at me.
alancerny.bsky.social
"We won't be able to rely on the police to save us!"

"Never could."
alancerny.bsky.social
Freaking rules. The whole time I thought, well, it's not going to go *there*, it's just not that kind of movie. And then it does.
alancerny.bsky.social
Watching a foreign film with subtitles is a richer experience than just having it translated for you in your ear. You're missing the performance, the vocal inflections, the intent of both the actor and the script. These are aspects of a film that are integral, and I don't want to miss them.
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HOLY SHIT
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
This appears to be a Region B German blu of RICOCHET in, at long last, correct OAR. Thanks to @mattmccrac.bsky.social for the heads up. www.blu-ray.com/movies/Ricoc...
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awalrusdarkly.bsky.social
Cargill, Captain Trips, and The Grabber!
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NEW EPISODE

@crobertcargill.bsky.social joins the show to talk about his new movie BLACK PHONE 2, and we dive into one very specific chapter of @stephenking.bsky.social's THE STAND and the impact it made on Cargill's life as a writer.

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Episode 50: The Stand (Chapter 38) with C. Robert Cargill
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alancerny.bsky.social
Oh hell, I'll be there for this. PREY was meant for the theater.
alancerny.bsky.social
If this was 4K... hoo boy. As it is, I already have all these.
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alancerny.bsky.social
Bring joy to an artist you admire today.

They're doing a lot of the heavy lifting these days to make the rest of our lives more tolerable.

The powers-that-be want to take their livelihoods away. Be generous in your love and as generous as you can with money.
alancerny.bsky.social
There are a couple of sequences that if done well could bring it to that excitement level. But it doesn’t have that alchemy of Hanna and McCauley circling/chasing each other. It’s just spinning wheels.
alancerny.bsky.social
WB took a hit on ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER do it’s not a surprise they couldn’t go all in on Michael Mann’s HEAT 2, and Amazon can throw money at that anyway. I thought the book was really good.

But it ain’t HEAT, and people expecting HEAT better readjust. I like HEAT 2 but it’s not HEAT.
alancerny.bsky.social
My Panasonic is really good.
alancerny.bsky.social
Ooh, my SILVERADO 4K just showed up.
alancerny.bsky.social
Hah yours is the one review I needed to read. I actually really liked ARES but I needed your honey-dripping vitriol for balance.
alancerny.bsky.social
I mean, technically, THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (the first one) is the best of that franchise...