Alan Clifford
@alanclifford.bsky.social
My greyhound Rustle awoke at the sound of Zeus - tell Zeus Rustle says sleepy ‘hi’.
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 PM
My greyhound Rustle awoke at the sound of Zeus - tell Zeus Rustle says sleepy ‘hi’.
Was it ‘… a succulent Chinese meal…’ ?
January 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Was it ‘… a succulent Chinese meal…’ ?
That’s the wokes for you.
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
That’s the wokes for you.
Antonioni said he’s only going to use three of our songs. We are very much heading towards the dark side but a little meddle may help. All the best, from Roger and the lads.
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Antonioni said he’s only going to use three of our songs. We are very much heading towards the dark side but a little meddle may help. All the best, from Roger and the lads.
They told me I’d got a big tariff, and you know what I told them, I said, I already have the biggest and MOST BEAUTIFUL of tariffs.
Donald.
PS I’ll drop the $1bn claim for now.
Donald.
PS I’ll drop the $1bn claim for now.
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
They told me I’d got a big tariff, and you know what I told them, I said, I already have the biggest and MOST BEAUTIFUL of tariffs.
Donald.
PS I’ll drop the $1bn claim for now.
Donald.
PS I’ll drop the $1bn claim for now.
Nottingham had some big ideas…..
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Nottingham had some big ideas…..
Lived nearby in the 80s. There was a joke around along the lines of ‘I don’t know why they call it the D Road, it’s used at night as well’.
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Lived nearby in the 80s. There was a joke around along the lines of ‘I don’t know why they call it the D Road, it’s used at night as well’.
That lunge deserved a red though.
September 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
That lunge deserved a red though.
Best Wishes. Giles.
September 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Best Wishes. Giles.
Would it be ok if I already smell of wee?
August 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Would it be ok if I already smell of wee?
I still prefer The Wedding Present.
August 29, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I still prefer The Wedding Present.
Instead it turns out we saved it for a rainy day.
August 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Instead it turns out we saved it for a rainy day.
She calls them her ‘victory rolls’.
July 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
She calls them her ‘victory rolls’.
Gave yourself away as being a cat in the last line. In a bowling alley maybe, but still a cat.
July 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Gave yourself away as being a cat in the last line. In a bowling alley maybe, but still a cat.
Nobody puts Deirdre in a corner.
July 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Nobody puts Deirdre in a corner.