Alan Ellis
@alanellis.bsky.social
I'm totally that guy with that thing that does that stuff.
He screwed himself when he said "a piece of ice for world protection." That's all it took for him to confuse himself.
January 21, 2026 at 2:31 PM
He screwed himself when he said "a piece of ice for world protection." That's all it took for him to confuse himself.
Disagree. I've watched both videos and it's infuriating. EVERYONE should watch them. It might make people finally see what's happening.
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Disagree. I've watched both videos and it's infuriating. EVERYONE should watch them. It might make people finally see what's happening.
Same. I saved the video because it feels like evidence that needs to be saved. It's not graphic and it is a direct contradiction to the ICE account of the event.
January 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Same. I saved the video because it feels like evidence that needs to be saved. It's not graphic and it is a direct contradiction to the ICE account of the event.
Wait, is this real? Is an unaccredited daycare the new Pizzagate? Was Joe Biden operating an unaccredited home daycare out of the White House?
January 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Wait, is this real? Is an unaccredited daycare the new Pizzagate? Was Joe Biden operating an unaccredited home daycare out of the White House?
Understandable. But I screen recorded the video because I don't want it to disappear. It actually feels like evidence that should be protected. It's not graphic and it certainly strongly contradicts the story coming from ICE.
January 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Understandable. But I screen recorded the video because I don't want it to disappear. It actually feels like evidence that should be protected. It's not graphic and it certainly strongly contradicts the story coming from ICE.
I didn't go to the last few weeks of an anthropology course. When I showed up for the final the class room was empty. Obviously it was scheduled for a different location but that lonely walk back to the dorm was really something.
December 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I didn't go to the last few weeks of an anthropology course. When I showed up for the final the class room was empty. Obviously it was scheduled for a different location but that lonely walk back to the dorm was really something.
It's the Reddit user as source that really makes that graphic.
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It's the Reddit user as source that really makes that graphic.
If I have to spend the weekend in the sensory deprivation tank because I couldn't catch the underthrown pass, then so be it!
October 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If I have to spend the weekend in the sensory deprivation tank because I couldn't catch the underthrown pass, then so be it!
Yeah, if it turns out it was immigrant detainees that were hurt, the prayers will suddenly stop.
September 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Yeah, if it turns out it was immigrant detainees that were hurt, the prayers will suddenly stop.
This is so unbelievably funny to me.
September 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This is so unbelievably funny to me.
So why care about whether the teleprompter is working?
September 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
So why care about whether the teleprompter is working?
Nice job at cropping this photo.
September 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Nice job at cropping this photo.
I feel like I'm so behind. How can I catch up?
August 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I feel like I'm so behind. How can I catch up?
Yes keep pressing on Epstein, but this golf cheat is the thing that would really irritate Trump. This clip needs to keep being publicized so that he becomes aware that people are talking about it. It's just the kind of stupid thing that he will obsess on.
July 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Yes keep pressing on Epstein, but this golf cheat is the thing that would really irritate Trump. This clip needs to keep being publicized so that he becomes aware that people are talking about it. It's just the kind of stupid thing that he will obsess on.
His passing makes the renaming MORE likely, probably.
July 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
His passing makes the renaming MORE likely, probably.
Paraphrased though, right?
July 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Paraphrased though, right?
"Please, give from your heart and contribute to the Schadenfund."
July 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"Please, give from your heart and contribute to the Schadenfund."
The realization is the honor?
May 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The realization is the honor?
It's a "bad situation" that's apparently also NOT GOOD!!
If that wasn't clear.
If that wasn't clear.
January 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It's a "bad situation" that's apparently also NOT GOOD!!
If that wasn't clear.
If that wasn't clear.