Yesterday, you couldn’t move in London without bumping into a Muckspreader.
December 12, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Yesterday, you couldn’t move in London without bumping into a Muckspreader.
Meanwhile, in that completely sane space that we used to call home..
November 28, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Meanwhile, in that completely sane space that we used to call home..
Just imagine if heaven actually existed, and you somehow managed to fluke it in past the bouncers…
…Only to find Russell fucking Brand was also in there. 😬
…Only to find Russell fucking Brand was also in there. 😬
November 22, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Just imagine if heaven actually existed, and you somehow managed to fluke it in past the bouncers…
…Only to find Russell fucking Brand was also in there. 😬
…Only to find Russell fucking Brand was also in there. 😬
“Ewe are the media now”
Ylon Mwsg 2024 💪 🏴
Ylon Mwsg 2024 💪 🏴
a black and white photo of a sheep in a field .
ALT: a black and white photo of a sheep in a field .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 1:17 PM
“Ewe are the media now”
Ylon Mwsg 2024 💪 🏴
Ylon Mwsg 2024 💪 🏴
Incredible life story. From Newcastle’s centre-forward to El Presidente of Argentina. 🙌 🇦🇷
November 22, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Incredible life story. From Newcastle’s centre-forward to El Presidente of Argentina. 🙌 🇦🇷
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Clarkson's children will inherit diddly squat - as well as his £200 million pound fortune.
November 19, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Clarkson's children will inherit diddly squat - as well as his £200 million pound fortune.
Can’t wait for the new blockbuster west-end musical
“Get Off Moi Larrrnnnnnd”. 🎶
“Get Off Moi Larrrnnnnnd”. 🎶
November 20, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Can’t wait for the new blockbuster west-end musical
“Get Off Moi Larrrnnnnnd”. 🎶
“Get Off Moi Larrrnnnnnd”. 🎶
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Reposted by AlanGorithm™️
Will the last person leaving Twitter turn off the far-rights?
November 13, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Will the last person leaving Twitter turn off the far-rights?
Il faut cultiver notre jardin.
November 6, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Il faut cultiver notre jardin.
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Didn’t know there was a Cardiff F1 Grand Prix this year.
November 3, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Didn’t know there was a Cardiff F1 Grand Prix this year.
Didn’t know there was a Cardiff F1 Grand Prix this year.
November 3, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Didn’t know there was a Cardiff F1 Grand Prix this year.
Top tip!
Throw your phone algorithm off the scent by voicing opinions that you don’t hold, and searching for things that you have no intention of buying.
You’ll thank me later 👍
Throw your phone algorithm off the scent by voicing opinions that you don’t hold, and searching for things that you have no intention of buying.
You’ll thank me later 👍
November 2, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Top tip!
Throw your phone algorithm off the scent by voicing opinions that you don’t hold, and searching for things that you have no intention of buying.
You’ll thank me later 👍
Throw your phone algorithm off the scent by voicing opinions that you don’t hold, and searching for things that you have no intention of buying.
You’ll thank me later 👍
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www.theguardian.com/science/2024...
It did manage the full works of Twitter so give it some credit.
It did manage the full works of Twitter so give it some credit.
Universe would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study finds
Australian mathematicians call into question the ‘infinite monkey theorem’ in new research on old adage
www.theguardian.com
November 1, 2024 at 11:01 AM
www.theguardian.com/science/2024...
It did manage the full works of Twitter so give it some credit.
It did manage the full works of Twitter so give it some credit.
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A quick summary of the budget:
some old and rich people will have to stump up a bit of cash to pay for the daft c*nts who voted for Brexit.
some old and rich people will have to stump up a bit of cash to pay for the daft c*nts who voted for Brexit.
October 31, 2024 at 9:34 AM
A quick summary of the budget:
some old and rich people will have to stump up a bit of cash to pay for the daft c*nts who voted for Brexit.
some old and rich people will have to stump up a bit of cash to pay for the daft c*nts who voted for Brexit.
KXVO Pumpkin Dance to Ray Parker's Ghostbusters!
YouTube video by AxeyTheClown
youtu.be
October 31, 2024 at 9:15 AM
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Timely reminder to donate to Wikipedia.✅
October 27, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Timely reminder to donate to Wikipedia.✅
Timely reminder to donate to Wikipedia.✅
October 27, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Timely reminder to donate to Wikipedia.✅
“Throw off your mental chains
(Ooo-ooo-Oo)” 🎶
(Ooo-ooo-Oo)” 🎶
October 6, 2024 at 10:34 AM
“Throw off your mental chains
(Ooo-ooo-Oo)” 🎶
(Ooo-ooo-Oo)” 🎶
Absolutely loving Ade Edmonson’s new comic creation.
Best since Vyvyan. Bravo 👏
Best since Vyvyan. Bravo 👏
October 6, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Absolutely loving Ade Edmonson’s new comic creation.
Best since Vyvyan. Bravo 👏
Best since Vyvyan. Bravo 👏
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Fun fact: Kamala Harris was only 5 years old when Donald Trump first avoided the Vietnam draft.
August 23, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Fun fact: Kamala Harris was only 5 years old when Donald Trump first avoided the Vietnam draft.
Great to see that Bluesky has bought the rights to this. Bold move 👏
There doesn't appear to be much football coverage here so I've taken it upon myself to supply all the goal updates between 3-5. #Footballflocus
August 17, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Great to see that Bluesky has bought the rights to this. Bold move 👏
So, where are all the swivel-eyed loons? 🤷🏻♂️
August 16, 2024 at 5:50 PM
So, where are all the swivel-eyed loons? 🤷🏻♂️