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Alan Scott
@alangotsvr.bsky.social
Director: Escape The MetaMultiverse &
Guardians of the SpellBounD VR.
Producer: The Unofficial Unreal Engine Podcast.
Marketing Director: Wine Country Trykes: a 501c3 non profit.
Meta Start/Quest Developer & Adobe Applications Specialist.
@kellycarlin.bsky.social 48yo me bummed that I’m pissed off about all the shit spilling out of these tiny little baggies.

And it’s not drugs but something far darker. Grommets to press for Bingo signs.

Sigh.😞
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Picked up the audiobook to listen on my travels. Excited to start tomorrow
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My dog acts like he’s called TMZ on himself at the traffic lights. He’s so fucking cute it actually works.
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
October 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
@discowallflower.bsky.social

Happy anniversary Madge! Yes I was 15. lol
October 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
@kellycarlin.bsky.social my lil man has game! Lovy is in the Dog show and look how he’s flirting.

So proud.
October 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
@titusnation.bsky.social stupid tanning beds. Not in the roof but equally butt ugly.
October 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
@discowallflower.bsky.social 16 years ago tonight!
September 30, 2025 at 7:01 AM
@kellycarlin.bsky.social he’s got quite the impressive range of swearing for only six month old. Solar fan losing power on a 104° day.
September 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
September 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
@discowallflower.bsky.social flashed Diplo a message thanking him for Midnight Ride last night. He bowed and flashed a ❤️
September 18, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Best shirt today
September 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
@kellycarlin.bsky.social
-the day started off with my nonprofit grant award 10k deposit
-a lil tiny Llama wearing vr glasses
-James Cameron making an surprise -
-ended with front row with Diplo.

Trippy.
September 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Ok puppy is Big Sads. Throwing a tantrum at packing
September 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
September 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
@kellycarlin.bsky.social

Me in the AM: “ohh Rumble is so good in the rain! He’s fine! Wooohoo”

Me in the PM: “ You little Fucker! No slip n slide! don’t you dare nooooo….. “
September 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
So proud of our nonprofit being awarded a $10,000 Outride Community Impact Grant.

Thank you everyone.
-Wine Country Trykes

winecountrytrykes.org
September 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I’d take Dr Lecter, Jekyll, Doom, Moreau and fN Frankenstein over this fucking idiot.
September 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
@kellycarlin.bsky.social

My favorite part is the yawn at the 1min mark. Ultimate cage match between the brothers.
August 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Kylie Minogue ends her Tension tour tonight in Mexico and releases the full tour recordings the next day! That’s truly a world class performer that knows how to keep and expand her base.

I’ve been listening to the tour in my car & it’s spectacular.

The first drop is up on iTunes now!
August 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The Frenchicon.

Feared rabbit offshoot of the Predicons, the Frenchicon leads you to your doom with a pillow soft tongue and gas that smells like a raccoon crawled up its ass and died.

It’s adorable cover hides pure evil.
August 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
August 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
@kellycarlin.bsky.social clearly a rabid hellhound.
August 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM