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Alani Akua
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🌺The shoulders of Riverside California🌺
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This must be how the pioneers felt when they discovered twitter
Anthony Padilla Lookalike contest TONIGHT in my bedroom
December 22, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Drag queen loudly blasting her mix in the dressing room
December 20, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Like gangbusters
December 20, 2024 at 5:14 AM
I want to see the STUPID IDIOTS on this app.

If i see another master’s degree blue-checkmark lib on here trying to be funny i will KILL MYSELF
December 13, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Backshots next
The mugshot of Luigi Mangione has been released.
December 10, 2024 at 4:55 AM
You’re so funny, i’m following you home
November 26, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Head up queen, your lashes are gia gunn-ing
November 26, 2024 at 6:46 PM
I can always tell what kinda girls should NOT be wearing human hair.

And yet as i point fingers, i find three pointing back at me
November 26, 2024 at 6:44 PM
*putting foundation on my eyes* they stoned jesus because he told the lord’s truth
November 26, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Testicular torsion is my burden. Like prothemius or w/e
November 25, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Just Some old pictures of myself before i changed my makeup 😵‍💫
November 17, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Me applying for a clerical job with no experience
November 17, 2024 at 4:49 AM
What do you MEAN MF doom is british?
November 17, 2024 at 2:48 AM
every ounce of class consciousness leaves my body the second I'm interviewing for a job
November 16, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Breasts, boobs, and (dare i say…) Tittles
November 15, 2024 at 3:35 AM
*millenial voice* is this thing in y’all?
November 14, 2024 at 9:25 PM
vven vvill you vvear vvigs?
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
I have concepts of a performance for next week
November 14, 2024 at 9:00 PM
*tanks the worldwide crypto market* sorry i was eating a milky way (blowing a twink)
November 13, 2024 at 5:10 AM
The french are not valid. I studied the language for four years and i can tell you firsthand that every other word is piss and ciggies
November 13, 2024 at 5:08 AM
What i find so fun about drag is that it's inherently stupid. I put on blocks of foam and hats made of hair to go dance around on the stage while eating a sandwich? idiotic
November 13, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Reposted by Alani Akua
November 12, 2024 at 2:56 AM
This must be how the pioneers felt when they discovered twitter
November 13, 2024 at 12:34 AM