Alan B
@alanpbourke.bsky.social
(Bloke\chap
Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
That's who I was picturing.
December 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
That's who I was picturing.
"Ooh he had a lovely big one, and he used to bang away like a belt-fed mortar."
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"Ooh he had a lovely big one, and he used to bang away like a belt-fed mortar."
He lives in an alternate London where people with very ordinary jobs live in £4m houses in Primrose Hill so it's hardly a documentary.
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
He lives in an alternate London where people with very ordinary jobs live in £4m houses in Primrose Hill so it's hardly a documentary.
I thought only some of them actually even do anything.
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I thought only some of them actually even do anything.
The Nonce Island concept is back I see.
December 18, 2025 at 10:24 AM
The Nonce Island concept is back I see.
I've tried to and like Anchorman it's ... not for me.
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I've tried to and like Anchorman it's ... not for me.
Looks great is that extended colour mode?
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Looks great is that extended colour mode?
By my reckoning based on diameter and area of both and a dual layer 50GB Blu, I would say around 300GB
December 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
By my reckoning based on diameter and area of both and a dual layer 50GB Blu, I would say around 300GB
That or 'heavy #2' in a Mafia film credits.
December 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
That or 'heavy #2' in a Mafia film credits.
Maybe they are bored with two teams of show ponies on 500k a week falling over at the slightest nudge and acting like toddlers. Who are the fucking paying customers in this scenario?
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Maybe they are bored with two teams of show ponies on 500k a week falling over at the slightest nudge and acting like toddlers. Who are the fucking paying customers in this scenario?
"Hanging out the back of"
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"Hanging out the back of"
He'd do the same for you.
December 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
He'd do the same for you.