Alan Puckett.bsky.social
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When Trump says "thank you for your attention to this matter" what he's really saying is "look over here, not over there" or "pay no attention to that man behind the curtain". The master of distraction.
August 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When Trump says "thank you for your attention to this matter" what he's really saying is "look over here, not over there" or "pay no attention to that man behind the curtain". The master of distraction.
Chronic Venous Insufficiency? Shove a UV light up your ass. What? That didn't work? Huh. Oh well.
July 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Chronic Venous Insufficiency? Shove a UV light up your ass. What? That didn't work? Huh. Oh well.
You know what many people call Coca Cola made with cane sugar? Mexican Coke. Yeah, Trump wants Mexican Coke. "It's just better."
July 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
You know what many people call Coca Cola made with cane sugar? Mexican Coke. Yeah, Trump wants Mexican Coke. "It's just better."
Nothing says teenie weenie like bragging about the size of your flagpole.
June 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Nothing says teenie weenie like bragging about the size of your flagpole.
Okay, I'll be the one to ask it. Why didn't MAGA show up for Trump's birthday party? Or, if they did, is that all there are? Where were the millions and millions who are reported to have voted for him? Are they now ghosting him?
June 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Okay, I'll be the one to ask it. Why didn't MAGA show up for Trump's birthday party? Or, if they did, is that all there are? Where were the millions and millions who are reported to have voted for him? Are they now ghosting him?
Patriotism, it seems, is measured by the length of one's flagpole. Size matters.
June 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Patriotism, it seems, is measured by the length of one's flagpole. Size matters.
Senator Lee, have you no decency?!
June 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Senator Lee, have you no decency?!
Soon some US citizens are going to go missing from the protests in Los Angeles and show up in their underwear in a prison in El Salvador.
June 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Soon some US citizens are going to go missing from the protests in Los Angeles and show up in their underwear in a prison in El Salvador.
The. US Mint no longer making pennies will result in a savings for the government in production costs but a price increase for every cash transaction by consumers. A 79¢ item will round up to 80¢. A $1.22 item will round up to a dollar and a quarter. Retailers aren't going to round down.
May 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The. US Mint no longer making pennies will result in a savings for the government in production costs but a price increase for every cash transaction by consumers. A 79¢ item will round up to 80¢. A $1.22 item will round up to a dollar and a quarter. Retailers aren't going to round down.
Moody and other agencies downgrading the federal government's credit rating raises the cost of borrowing, which raises the cost of doing business, which raises the cost of everything, which is inflationary, giving proof of another Trump lie.
May 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Moody and other agencies downgrading the federal government's credit rating raises the cost of borrowing, which raises the cost of doing business, which raises the cost of everything, which is inflationary, giving proof of another Trump lie.
Who knows more about running a business, the owners of largest retailer in the world or the former owner of several casinos that went bankrupt?
May 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Who knows more about running a business, the owners of largest retailer in the world or the former owner of several casinos that went bankrupt?
Is it true that Trump is the first US president with an online gift registry?
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Is it true that Trump is the first US president with an online gift registry?
Trump turned to reporters and complained: “I leave now and get into a 42-year-old Boeing."
I know how he feels. We're stuck with this 78 year old piece of shit.
I know how he feels. We're stuck with this 78 year old piece of shit.
May 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Trump turned to reporters and complained: “I leave now and get into a 42-year-old Boeing."
I know how he feels. We're stuck with this 78 year old piece of shit.
I know how he feels. We're stuck with this 78 year old piece of shit.
First Trump said he didn't know if he had to uphold the constitution. Now he says he would be stupid to comply with the foreign emoluments prohibition in the constitution. Which parts of the constitution do you hold dear?
May 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
First Trump said he didn't know if he had to uphold the constitution. Now he says he would be stupid to comply with the foreign emoluments prohibition in the constitution. Which parts of the constitution do you hold dear?
The guy that claims his workers have found billions of dollars in waste, fraud and abuse in the US federal government, without any proof, is the same guy that claims there is white genocide in South Africa, without any proof. I don't have to name him.
May 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The guy that claims his workers have found billions of dollars in waste, fraud and abuse in the US federal government, without any proof, is the same guy that claims there is white genocide in South Africa, without any proof. I don't have to name him.
Why isn't anyone calling this what it is, "ethnic cleansing"?
Dictionary
Definitions from Oxford Languages
eth·nic cleans·ing
noun
the mass expulsion or killing of members of an unwanted ethnic or religious group in a society.
Dictionary
Definitions from Oxford Languages
eth·nic cleans·ing
noun
the mass expulsion or killing of members of an unwanted ethnic or religious group in a society.
May 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Why isn't anyone calling this what it is, "ethnic cleansing"?
Dictionary
Definitions from Oxford Languages
eth·nic cleans·ing
noun
the mass expulsion or killing of members of an unwanted ethnic or religious group in a society.
Dictionary
Definitions from Oxford Languages
eth·nic cleans·ing
noun
the mass expulsion or killing of members of an unwanted ethnic or religious group in a society.
D.O.N.A.L.D. (Department of Nomenclature and Legal Descriptions) defines "negotiations" as "the purchase of Trump meme coins in sufficient quantities and at sufficient prices to ensure a favorable end to tariffs".
May 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
D.O.N.A.L.D. (Department of Nomenclature and Legal Descriptions) defines "negotiations" as "the purchase of Trump meme coins in sufficient quantities and at sufficient prices to ensure a favorable end to tariffs".
"Pope" Donald accuses the Vatican Conclave of voter fraud after he does not "win" the election on the first ballot. He posted "STOP THE STEAL!" And "THERE SHOULD BE WHITE SMOKE!"
May 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"Pope" Donald accuses the Vatican Conclave of voter fraud after he does not "win" the election on the first ballot. He posted "STOP THE STEAL!" And "THERE SHOULD BE WHITE SMOKE!"
D.O.N.A.L.D. (Department of Nomenclature and Legal Descriptions) to change the title of "President of the United States" to "Pope". Effective immediately, you are to refer to him as Pope Donald.
May 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
D.O.N.A.L.D. (Department of Nomenclature and Legal Descriptions) to change the title of "President of the United States" to "Pope". Effective immediately, you are to refer to him as Pope Donald.
D.O.N.A.L.D. - Department of Nomenclature and Legal Descriptions. D.O.N.A.L.D. says change Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America and change "invasion" to "declaration of international immenent domain".
May 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
D.O.N.A.L.D. - Department of Nomenclature and Legal Descriptions. D.O.N.A.L.D. says change Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America and change "invasion" to "declaration of international immenent domain".
You know, come to think of it, Alcatraz would make a fitting site for the Donald J. Trump presidential library.
May 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You know, come to think of it, Alcatraz would make a fitting site for the Donald J. Trump presidential library.
Alcatraz? You'd think he'd have more concern for his fellow felons.
May 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Alcatraz? You'd think he'd have more concern for his fellow felons.
