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AlanSmithee
@alansmithee1956.bsky.social
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Lucky husband and father. ⚛️. I try to stand by folks who are the current targets of this administration. Warning, I am often profane. No DMs, please. Sorry, but I block porn bot-ish and bitcoin/investment follows. Let’s see who pays attention to this.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · Aug 12
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 9h
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 9h
I’m going to be chanting
EPSTEIN
EPSTEIN
EPSTEIN
EPSTEIN
EPSTEIN…
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 9h
So… he’ll be collecting two paychecks?
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 12h
In reality, being on his “enemies list” is an honor.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 12h
I’m sorry I’m not eligible to vote for her.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 12h
The Nazis were meticulous record keepers too.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 13h
Robert Reich had the same take. When billionaires’ private jets are grounded too.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 14h
You probably will but she’ll make it look like an accident.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 14h
He’ll only serve 6 months?
Big
Fucking
Deal
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 14h
Dropped off my mail-in ballot this morning.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 14h
Good thing that guy was wearing the chicken suit. If it was a dog costume, she would have shot him. Out of habit.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 14h
a man dressed in a devil costume says not me
ALT: a man dressed in a devil costume says not me
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 1d
And this is from a Yankee fan since 1966. Fuck everything MAGA.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 1d
Go Blue Jays!
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 1d
They need to be taught fear.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t know if they’ve un-alived citizens, but they’ve done it to human beings.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 1d
If only Trump’s little johnson wasted a lying sack of 💩
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t know if it’s tru, but I hear people are saying that Elmo Musk fathered all Stephen Miller’s children. That’s what I’m hearing, anyway.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 1d
Fuck them bigly.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 1d
The majority of political violence is coming from his side.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 1d
Yes, everyone please move to the front to laugh derisively.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 1d
Even if the sentence was only the 180 day max…hey, every little bit helps. Pity it will never happen.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 1d
Crockett for Speaker
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 2d
More and more, he behaves like a far worse version of Governor William J. Le Petomane. I may start referring to Stephen Miller as Hedley Lamar.
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