Alan Starzinski
@alanstarzinski.bsky.social
actor, comedian, writer, and taller than @robertdowneyjr SAG-AFTRA (he/they) IG: @alanstarzinski
Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait…
July 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait…
The toilet after @CoryBooker finished his speech.
April 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The toilet after @CoryBooker finished his speech.
Zelensky and Trump today:
March 1, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Zelensky and Trump today:
Probably my least favorite neighborhood in NYC.
February 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Probably my least favorite neighborhood in NYC.
Looks like this plant got a little visit from PANTY CLAUS!!!
December 25, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Looks like this plant got a little visit from PANTY CLAUS!!!
Bad news ladies, the CEO shooter follows @joerogan
December 9, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Bad news ladies, the CEO shooter follows @joerogan
Some hero climbed up this billboard across the street from the @netflix building and changed the Fair Play sign to say “FAIR PAY”.
October 18, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Some hero climbed up this billboard across the street from the @netflix building and changed the Fair Play sign to say “FAIR PAY”.