My thoughts exactly while watching all this

My new one is practicing a deep squat!

Also, apparently the short cut for onions is to add a bit of vinegar while sauteing?

"5 minutes prep time!"

Ok, but can we talk about jumping side intelligence?! (I just really liked jumping spiders.)

Oh I have one of these!

Had?

I dislocated my pinky during a pretend knife fight.

You are not alone. I thought we were talking about unsolicited dick pics at first.

Yep! As Bethany said, that's it. Also, damn :/.

My cat's appetite simulant was originally used to treat PTSD. My vet loves telling people this, and now so do I. (It also does out my cat in a happy, energetic mood tho.)

My favourite is finding a few of them snuggled together in a squash flower

What could possibly go wrong if we introduce Komodo dragons to Alabama? I'm sure it will be fine!