Alastair Campbell
@alastaircampbell.bsky.social
Newcastle/Edinburgh
Once ate four festive bakes in under 3 minutes
Music/Politics/NUFC
Once ate four festive bakes in under 3 minutes
Music/Politics/NUFC
Trump deploying the national guard as there's too much crime in DC is a great move. They can start by arresting the peadophile in the white house.
August 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Trump deploying the national guard as there's too much crime in DC is a great move. They can start by arresting the peadophile in the white house.
OK who has a spare standing tickets for oasis at Murrayfield on the 12th of August that they want to sell me for face value... I feel like I'm not asking for too much here...
July 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
OK who has a spare standing tickets for oasis at Murrayfield on the 12th of August that they want to sell me for face value... I feel like I'm not asking for too much here...
Choosing between Man united and Spurs is like choosing which testicle to have chewed off
May 21, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Choosing between Man united and Spurs is like choosing which testicle to have chewed off
The way this government and the tories are going it's going to be the greens vs reform at the next election
May 13, 2025 at 9:49 AM
The way this government and the tories are going it's going to be the greens vs reform at the next election
Does the new pope wear a silly hat?
May 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Does the new pope wear a silly hat?
Why does Trump talk to Putin as if its his dominatrix?
April 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Why does Trump talk to Putin as if its his dominatrix?
Best 80 million we never spent
April 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Best 80 million we never spent
The Katy Perry space malarkey gets even better when you realise this is the image that she showed of her setlist and no one can read it. Just look out the window you melt
April 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The Katy Perry space malarkey gets even better when you realise this is the image that she showed of her setlist and no one can read it. Just look out the window you melt
Today has been the day that we've all learnt how to spell carabao #nufc #championes
March 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Today has been the day that we've all learnt how to spell carabao #nufc #championes
That's weird, I saw him being fucking class against Liverpool
Pope seen praying at hospital chapel in photo released by Vatican
Pope seen praying at hospital chapel in photo released by Vatican
Francis pictured for first time since he was admitted to hospital more than a month ago with pneumonia
The Vatican has released the first photograph of Pope Francis since the 88-year-old was admitted to hospital more than a month ago with pneumonia in…
www.theguardian.com
March 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
That's weird, I saw him being fucking class against Liverpool
Is it trafalgar square tonight? #nufc #newcastle
March 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Is it trafalgar square tonight? #nufc #newcastle
March 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Happy Glastonbury lineup release date to all who celebrate maybe... I have a sneaky feeling we will see Rod Stewarts name on the line up... #intheknow
March 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Happy Glastonbury lineup release date to all who celebrate maybe... I have a sneaky feeling we will see Rod Stewarts name on the line up... #intheknow
That Trudeau speech is impressive, standing up to the school bully and putting him in his place, all whilst being beautifully polite. A true Canadian patriot
March 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
That Trudeau speech is impressive, standing up to the school bully and putting him in his place, all whilst being beautifully polite. A true Canadian patriot
Zelensky "I need ammunition not a ride"
Trump, faked bone spurs so he didn't have to fight for his country
Only one hero here, and he doesn't need to wear a suit.
Trump, faked bone spurs so he didn't have to fight for his country
Only one hero here, and he doesn't need to wear a suit.
March 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Zelensky "I need ammunition not a ride"
Trump, faked bone spurs so he didn't have to fight for his country
Only one hero here, and he doesn't need to wear a suit.
Trump, faked bone spurs so he didn't have to fight for his country
Only one hero here, and he doesn't need to wear a suit.