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Albert Bates
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Apologies for the tease but I’ll have another installment of my Batman parody coming out tomorrow…
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Jack Smith, climate hero? Strange times require stranger solutions open.substack.com/pub/cooldesi...
December 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
December 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Intuitive foresight persists as a genomic trait despite outbreeding through religion and dogma. Today, shamans & seers are most at risk from smartphones. My post to The Great Change @boilingfrogsblog.bsky.social @phoebebarnard.bsky.social @revkin.bsky.social peaksurfer.blogspot.com/2025/12/bond...
December 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The king-like immunity trail of the POTUS crime tsunami traces from MAGA's 6-3 SCOTUS through to an ex-Majority Leader from Kentucky bought by Texas oil. He's The Fixer. Any showrunners? peaksurfer.blogspot.com/2025/12/the-fixer.html
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
In early 2019, I published a satirical post featuring Donald Trump as The Penguin, the DC Comics Batman villain. The comparison may have seemed obscure to many. I suspect it is less so now. peaksurfer.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
COP30 delivered a turkey. Can Turkey deliver thanksgiving? #COP30 #UNFCCC #Belem #ClimateAction peaksurfer.blogspot.com/2025/11/can-...
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The same strong arm tactics Cobbelpot uses on Republicans, colleges, media and law firms are after climate repair. IMO is the latest example. COP30 next peaksurfer.blogspot.com/2025/11/pira... @leonsimons.bsky.social @phoebebarnard.bsky.social @outrageoptimism.bsky.social @phoebebarnard.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
In a new paper, Joe Romm eviscerates afforestation, BECCS and DACCS as climate solutions. Excluded from the lynching is biochar, because it's nearly doubling its production scale annually & could, at that rate, achieve global CO2 neutrality by 2048. www.patreon.com/posts/gettin...
October 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
A new report sounds the alarm on ocean acidification as Earth breaches the seventh of nine "planetary boundaries." The oceans just hit an ominous milestone, according to Potsdam Institute. www.planetaryhealthcheck.org
September 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
At what point can you stand in front of a tractor tire rolling downhill and not only stop it (tip it over), but also push it back up? You’d have to be pretty close to the top of the hill. The metaphor applies to both authoritarianism and climate change

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August 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Well @mmflint.bsky.social and and anyone else joking about the electoral college in the past, now that it protects state electors, mail-in voters and machine voting from @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social Executive Orders, what do you think?
August 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Very little has been grasped of biochar’s many non-agricultural applications. The doubling time in China is twice as fast as Europe. open.substack.com/pub/cooldesi...
August 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
July 31, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Why is the Vanuatan win at the World Court such a big deal? I’ve put it all together. Paywall drops tomorrow.

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July 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Why is the Vanuatan win at the World Court such a big deal? I’ve put it all together. Paywall drops tomorrow. open.substack.com/pub/cooldesi... @stephenleahy.bsky.social
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July 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Urban Permaculture almost sounds like an oxymoron until you add biochar to make permeable pavers, capture rain, clear the air and cool the planet. No car soups for you! peaksurfer.blogspot.com/2025/07/brea...
July 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Who knows? At auction, Epstein’s estate might get $10B for the DJT original drawing. The price goes up the longer Donald and Rupert fight over it. #sharpiegate peaksurfer.blogspot.com/2025/07/oper...
July 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Lest we’ve forgotten, Thomas Jefferson used the first autopen in March 1804, during his first term, and used it some 19,000 times both in his official capacity and for private letters.
July 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Please join @leonsimons.bsky.social & @danmiller999.bsky.social right now on #climatechat www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T8P... or come back later to watch the replay
July 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM